Tyler Jones

Oscar my GOD

This was so fucking funny I forgot about it lmao

The world’s largest streaming company swallowing one of its biggest competitors is what antitrust laws were designed to prevent. The outcome would eliminate jobs, push down wages, worsen conditions for all entertainment workers, raise prices for consumers, and reduce the volume and diversity of content for all viewers. Industry workers along with the public are already impacted by only a few powerful companies maintaining tight control over what consumers can watch on television, on streaming, and in theaters. This merger must be blocked.

Joint Statement of the Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery by Netflix.

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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

RFK Jr’s handpicked CDC panel rolls back keeping your children alive

If Dems are competitive in a ruby red district in Tennessee and the response is anything but damn this Trump shit is unpopular I don’t know what to tell you

I'm astonished by how RFK somehow always looks like he's desperately trying not to fart whenever he's sitting down.

fursona non grata

they are playing the pitt on tnt now, it's like watching a captive-raised condor being released into the sierras

This is so fucking weird. Just release the MRI report. I would fail a student for writing a letter like this.

nothing, I mean nothing, beats a hand-crafted photoshop shitpost

Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive? Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?

"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."

Funniest adult content tag in awhile

He’s a big Pinegrove fan IIRC

He’s got a signed bass from AJ from The Dangerous Summer lol. I’ve met Dale Jr, he’s super nice.

this is just gutter racism

Having an Alzheimer’s commercial during the parade is diabolical

ah here he comes that soon of a gun that cat that Garfield that gigantic thing

I feel a very protective instinct toward the Goldfish float

another simple cooking tip: if it doesn’t taste quite like you remember, your grandma was probably using a whole lot more butter and a whole lot more salt than the recipe strictly calls for, sometimes by several orders of magnitude.

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.

when its definitely not a hostage situation

Hear that? My shitty photoshops are beautiful to God. Your ChatGPT image prompts are an abomination from which there is NO SALVATION

Platforming & lending credibility to this guy is shameful. Good job @theatlantic.com

So that’s what the F in his initials stands for

I swear if they red flag this session