Mark Karayan

"Somehow, despite never submitting any of the paperwork they sent me -not the background check or identification info, not the domestic violence affidavit, none of it- ICE had apparently offered me a job."
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Someone needs to write a more in-depth story about how Kim Jong Un is the OG diamond hands crypto bro.

They were stealing Bitcoin when it was worth less than $1,000 and doubt they spent all of it at once. The amount they likely have in reserve that's gone up in value must be astronomical

Germany summons Russian ambassador over cyberattack, election disinformation Germany said it had "clear evidence" that a 2024 cyberattack on its air traffic control authority was the work of the Russian hacking operation known as APT28 or Fancy Bear.

Germany links 2024 cyberattack on German air traffic control to Russia's APT28.
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"APT28 has a long history of intrusions into logistics and transportation. In many cases it appears to be tied to a requirement to surveil military movements." - @hultquist.bsky.social

I think a lot of people would watch you do Jay Sherman-esque short reviews of malware using AI

So essentially Patrick Roy 2.0? 😆

Lightning, Panthers net 312 PIM in preseason tilt In a wild end to the NHL preseason schedule for a pair of bitter rivals, the Panthers defeated the Lightning 7-0 in a memorable matchup in which 65 penalties were called, totaling 312 minutes on the f...

Might be one of the funniest lines written in sports journalism:

"Off-ice officials realized that Mikkola couldn't have had an assist on the play -- since he had been ejected earlier in the period."
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This seems totally normal. Who among us doesn’t remember NWA’s hit song, “Anti-police”?

Is it time to rename the "Streisand effect" to the "Kimmel effect"?

The Shining Star of Losers Everywhere In 2003, Japan was plunged into economic darkness, and its people needed a ray of hope. They found one in Haru Urara, a racehorse with a pink Hello Kitty mask and…

Wait sorry! There creator of that series made a short online episode about Haru first, which inspired the Netflix series.

vimeo.com/176459945

Did you see the series of mini documentaries on Netflix, “Losers”, that has an episode on her?

Breweries in every state need to collaborate to sell 12-packs, each containing their respective seasonal pumpkin beer, and brand it as a “pumpkin patch”.

I want a girl with a short skirt and a

This is also what junior Mandiant analysts say when they're being briefed on graduated threat groups.

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

We going to get an explanation on why half of Section 8 and all of Section 9 in Article 1 was removed from the online version of the U.S. Constitution on the Congress.gov site?

Would love to see @politico.com or someone look into this

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That, or someone nat 20’d their stealth check 🤣

When the DnD party consisting of knights and Paladins rolls through town

VPN providers today

Consider, your Honor, that my client was being extremely productive at the time of the crash.

Personally, I think the algorithm is still falling short to what we've all grown accustomed to

Can't wait to watch this @mikko.bsky.social!
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🔴SharePoint vulnerability update: "We assess that at least one of the actors responsible for this early exploitation is a China-nexus threat actor," Mandiant/Google Cloud CTO Charles Carmakal says in a statement sent to me just now.

My earlier reporting:
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YouTube video by Kyle Hampton Student Athaletes

obligatory South Park reference
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Completely forgot she was still there

Fun fact: if you can’t remove the 4 screws on the sides where you install the tray (a known defect) Traeger will just send you a new grill…and doesn’t care if you keep the original one.