Eric Gordon

Hot Lead and Cold Feet (1978)

The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.

Where does the AP Style Guide land on Crunchwraps Supreme vs. Crunchwrap Supremes?

Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.

Not to get political, but America is very pretty and has a lot of nice folks making cool things, and I think if we had a president who wasn’t actively trying to murder us, we could have a pretty good time

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

This kid is awesome, actual hero.

In addition to being bad, this is all pretty stupid.

This was a nice humanity bump.

It's the Karen presidency. Everything going on is because one dumb old asshole didn't get his way and now it's everyone's problem

An old tweet of mine from 2021 saying “We used to have Gingerbread Men in this country. Nowadays all we have is Gingerbread Them. Retweet if you support nuclear war with China”

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made

The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something

Roku search results. Whitney said “Yule log” and it read them as “you will log”

Merry Christmas. You will log.

So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.

a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle in 1979 at Muppets Go Hollywood

Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?

At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.

Stealworkers

A famous guy I was a fan of sent an email during the pandemic just being like "hey I like your show, great job" and it meant a ton to me. So ever since I've tried to reach out whenever I really like something and just tell the people who made it "I really like this, thanks for making it!"

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

Everything so stupid but I have faith it can get stupider

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

My takeaway from the elections yesterday is that it’s one thing to be unpopular and have a large portion of the media apparatus desperate to pretend that’s not the case but it’s another thing to be unpopular and have that be an undeniable fact

What’s this in referenc—OH

The H.H. Holmes Ballroom

I'm not a West Wing obsessed lib or anything but the more I see pictures of this the more fucked up I think it is. It's like he cut off one of the hands of the Lincoln memorial with an angle grinder so he could add a big gun to it.

When I die, the only thing my family will be fighting over is my vast mucus reserves.

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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

I’m not an astrology guy, but will accept that something’s in retrograde because today I got stung by the same bee thrice.