Andrew

Gross as hell but I’m surprised this is the first such gift we’re hearing about

Every accusation is an admission

Try nicotine and energy drink if you want it worse

Sorry, 11 enterprise ltsc.

11 enterprise is the answer. You’re not allowed to buy it though

Got a source for that 7% number, or did you pull it from your ass

I think you mean ‘this is how a seal’s nose seals to prevent water from entering its lungs’

Apparently, inflation is bad, but we must impose tariffs to raise the cost of cheap imports so people buy expensive American goods. We can re-shore manufacturing, but to be cost competitive, we have to fully automate factories, replacing American workers with robots.

Here, they slam on their brakes when they see the speed sign, and then slowly accelerate back up. They don’t even issue tickets, just display the speed.

Yes. Let’s do electricity too while we’re at it

I am begging people to find more interesting personality traits than Licensed Corporate Intellectual Properties.

Yes, but he won’t deliver on what was promised, or issue refunds.. and even if he did deliver, the technology will be significantly more common than when it was promised.

That’s assuming he actually delivers someday

Take the buyers ages into account and it looks even worse

Thank god this car isn’t mine. Fun time though. #m60

Link the fucking poll for fucks sake

You’re not thinking of the shareholders and CEOs enough- they obviously matter more

Carl Sagan on why books are human’s greatest invention:

Black cat in a tube

Now I do agree, but think of how the capitalists would exploit this

I believe a number of comedians have predicted or commented on this. Either way you’re right

FAST COMPANY Article: While retirement typically occurs, after completing a career and saving and investing for it, a new trend is emerging among Gen Z career professionals called "micro-retirement." Micro- retirements involve taking a one to two- week break from work every 12 to 18 months. Gen Z is using micro-retirement to avoid burnout, find greater fulfillment in their work, and enhance their overall well-being. However, it's not just Gen-Z:

'Vacations.'

The word is 'vacations.'

Loving the little (notes) in this