Uh turkey or whatever

Natalie Portman in Black Swan being menaced by a doppelganger in the mirror

When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs

In Canada, Wu helps chop down Boston's Christmas tree Mayor Michelle Wu spent three days in Nova Scotia, saying she wanted to affirm Boston's relationship with Canada amid antagonism from the Trump administration.

boston sent vital assistance following the 1917 halifax harbor explosion (so awful it killed 1700 people), and as thanks, nova scotia has sent us a christmas tree every year. it’s a nice little tradition. this is the first time the boston mayor visited to retrieve it in person

I worked at a company where one day traffic to an entire unit dropped like 90% and never came back. They tried to fix it for a few months before deciding it was not possible. So I understand where the whole SEO thing comes from, but god if it doesn’t make looking for anything miserable

Gabe cube???

Doesn’t this always reveal that you know it’s illegal? I truly have no sense of how frequent these questions are asked

This is why the UNSC put the guns in space

imo the correct dem immigration position is engraved in stone on ellis island

HEMI 5.7 Liter logo on a truck that looks like the Fullmetal Alchemist logo

Fullmetal Alchemist logo

Always liked this guy

Hey man do you want….a model 3? 👀👀👀 we have a bunch 👀👀👀👀👀👀

Very funny that I now get emails from carvana that are like, hey we know you bought a car 4 months ago but…you wanna buy another? 👀👀👀

Man what if Costco sold astronaut ice cream

I finally finished all 5 shots of this little animation practice sequence. Had so much fun to combine Procreate, Clip Studio, Blender and After Effects to explore this style.

man grubb looks great on a porch

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I think the only places where this could actually work are those texas/georgia super polling stations right

I also really like that the bad guy in that scene drives a super new mustang because it implies a lot about the culture of the christmas guys. Like these status conscious fascists don't buy porsches because they're not american or something

The way the three cars rise into/out of visibility in that sequence is so cool, it's really tense in a kind of hitchcocky way. And the way the ending ties up all the loose ends about code words and passphrases and who bob and willa actually are is just so satisfying

A single night of delirious passion

When I was living in Chico I saw a dude chowing down on a massive rustic sourdough loaf on the street. I asked him where he got it and he said “I robbed the king, melad” and produced a razor scooter, riding off into the sunset. I still envy that man’s joy.

The logo of the United States Postal Service, showing a bald eagle in profile, ready to take flight. I had to explain my grandson what mail carriers were after we came across a blue mailbox on the far outskirts of Youngstown. We try to avoid the old population centers, especially at night. No one wants to run into an indweller. But here we were miles out of town and there was the familiar old blue box on a street corner, a monument among the rebar and ruins of another strip mall. It was magic, I told him. You drop a letter into this blue box on a Monday and someone halfway across the country gets it on Thursday. But what, my grandson asked, would someone here have to say to someone way over there?

USPS2.BMF

fake youtube thumbnail of a white dude making the home alone face with a big arrow point to the pipe from "the treachery of images" with text that sayd "CECI n'est pas une PIPE?!"

white house has joined bluesky
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quotes from cybertruck owners

We wanted to know what it was like to own a Cybertruck. So @zoeschiffer.bsky.social went to the desert got this absolutely amazing quotes (and Michelle Groskopf took the pictures!) www.wired.com/story/owning...

It's a riff on the sky rise boardroom meme Mario says yayayayayayayayayayahyahooo Thwomp says urgh Pink Bobomb says wibwupwupwipweebwupwub Small penguin says wah Mario and penguin look at each other Mario throws small penguin out the window while mother penguin looks

a man is laying in the grass while a white tiger walks over him Alt: a man is laying in the grass while a white tiger attacks him. the man is neil breen and he is a genius

So this makes a lot more sense than the breen I thought you meant?

signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry