Sarah

*cackles*

This is NOT the Autumn I ordered 😠

A screen still from the movie The Princess Bride showing Inigo Montoya, Westley (aka the Dread Pirate Roberts) and Fessik

No hesitation, these guys:

Screen snip of a post from user skold. The post reads (sic) "yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they"

A photo of a bottle of Tarot prosecco from Alpha Box and Dice vineyard

I'm looking forward to doing some divination

Finally! The niche category I was born to excel in! 🍪

A photo of a scruffy black dog sleeping in a dog bed. Her legs are stretched out and her head rests comfortably on the edge of the bed.

Lady Effie may look cute and peaceful, but let me tell you irl it's a non stop cavalcade of fart and snore noises

Image of the results page from the online game "Real Bird Fake Bird" It has a bright orange background and a picture of the trenchcoat wearing mascot holding a people shaped paper chain. The text reads: #057 /Tue 04 Feb / people wowowow! you got 7/7 ROMAN EMPERORS

My Arts Degree pays dividends yet again

imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better

Photo of an open book with the dedication page displayed. The page is blank aside from the text " To my favorite Scottish lass, Blair, for granting me forgiveness for giving Nessie a penis. My deepest apologies."

We'll, that's certainly one way to hook a reader (or repel them) 😆

Stayed up far too late last night finishing Onyx Storm and now I'm tired and cranky with a whole work day ahead.

Why did I start reading a series that isn't complete? Total idiot move 😩

Hurr hurr hurr

A photo of a scruffy black dog with big brown eyes staring at the camera - she is reclined with her heart resting on a leg (out of shot). In the background a TV screen is playing the live stream of the corpse flower blooming at the Royal Botanic Gardens Sydney (Australia). Her stare strongly suggests I should stop taking photos and go back to rubbing her belly.

The dog's not really into Putricia, but she'll happily take advantage of someone mooching on the couch to score a belly rub #wwtf #bbtb

Over 4k people watching Putricia now, our Queen is thriving! 🌱😆
#wwtf #wdnrp

Picture of my results from today's game of Real Bird Fake Bird. Green background with black text overlay and a graphic of a bird in a trenchcoat, gloves and hat carrying the world while walking. Text reads: #045 / THU 23 JAN / World Wowsers! You got 7/7 MOON PHASES

Finally one I can do! 🧙‍♀️✨

😩 it's such a crime!

Partial image of screen shot taken of a band gig poserer. The text reads "Sat 25th Jan 730pm Venue info upon purchase"

Nope. No thanks. Location is a core deciding factor!

I'm so relieved it's in trade paperback! It makes my brain itch when later books are a different size 😆

Blessed be the bloom! 🌱 😆

Corpse Flower livestream: A plant to die for YouTube video by Botanic Gardens of Sydney

The live chat is so wholesome 💚 #wwtf #wdnrp

www.youtube.com/live/mrylcCA...

I've just discovered the plant is nicknamed 'Putricia' ...this is so fabulous

"Have we been making awkward gestures in moments of enthusiasm?"

A television with a white frame displays an image of the (currently closed) corpse flower on display at the Sydney Botanical Gardens. The flower in in the centre of the screen, backed by red curtains. Other green plants of various varieties surround the flower. A small whisp of dry ice or mist or something like that cascades over the base in front. The tops of people's heads can be seen at the bottom of the screen. They're examining the flower, waiting for it to open.

I've got the live stream of the corpse flower on in the background today and I can confidently say it's giving the appropriate ambiance for my current task (condensing 15 pages of scrawled notes from my boss down to 1 page).

A gorgeous tabby cat sits on a window sill peering at the camera through various items on a desk. Items include a mug with pictures of Japanese cats on it filled pens, pencils and a pair of yellow handles scissors, a small vase (empty) and various desk knick knacks such as a magnet from the Witches museum in Boscastle, a small painted bust of Nanny Ogg and a white 3D printed triceratops skull. These items sit on a base of a silver desk lamp, out of view.

Picture shows the rear of a rotund tabby cat sitting on a desk, looking out the window beyond. His ample fuzzy saddle bags partially cover a computer mouse and notepad so they can't be used at all without displacing him. He doesn't care.

Vimes moves ever so swiftly between silently judging and "helping" me work.

Finally got around to discarding my old handle from IG and going with something new. I think I hated it for more years than I liked it... I have no idea why it took me so long to change!

A scruffy black dog with large ears and big brown eyes peers eagerly at a white plate held in front of it. On the plate are two slightly misshapen pancakes. Each pancake is about the size of a 50c coin. The mini pancakes are golden brown and ready to be topped with butter and maple syrup

When it's pancakes for breakfast, no one is left behind🥞

A photo of a bumblebee collecting pollen in amongst stalks of lavender. The stalks are a vibrant green and the lavender flowers are almost finished blooming.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
Bumblebees are a pest in Tassie but they're just SO CUTE 🐝

A large glass jar filled to the neck with a bright green pesto. The jar has a pop level lid and is sitting on a kitchen bench. It smells incredible!

It's pesto tonight (and tomorrow, and probably the next day)

A huge bunch of freshly picked basil, attached to the stems, sitting on a tabletop. In amongst all the big, bright green leaves is the occasional small flower bud.

We have SO MUCH basil in the garden!!! Grateful for any recipes that aren't pesto, caprese salad, or Thai basil chicken (they're already on the menu 🤤) 🙏🍃

A picture of a tabby cat sitting at the dining table, staring directly into the camera. An orange and white patterned bowl sits on the table in front of him with remnants of rice and crispy chilli sauce around the edges. A pair of chopsticks sit nearly across the top.

Sorry Vimes, dinner's over.