Jake

Fuck ICE. Fuck cream.

Shit. I hope he didn't proofread her essays...

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

fell victim to one of the classic blunders (opening threads) and was immediately subjected to whatever the fuck this is

Bootlicking little quislings

man's always hated books and the people who love them tbh

"And I think it's incumbent on all of us to take those words from Jefferson and make them real in our own lives, event if they weren't real in his"

Went to find the quote. From Vincent Brown

"If we take the words of the Declaration of Independence, written by Thomas Jefferson, "all men"—let's say men, women—"are created free and equal", right. Jefferson clearly didn't take that seriously as a slaveholder, but I do"

My favorite part in the Ken Burns American Revolution series is right at the end when one of the historians says "it's obvious that Thomas Jefferson did not believe that all men are created. But I do"

“play la marseillaise”

Marimar Martinez, shot by federal agents in Chicago, testifying in Washington today:

Fuckin got 'em

It does make me feel stupid for being an international supporter. Like this is my only interaction with other fans, and I ... really, really hate most of them. I think I have more norwich city fans blocked on here than ones I follow. On top of muted words to avoid certain podcasts

And it *ruled*

An ESQUIRE cartoon. An angry woman in what may be fancy nightclothes, holding a recently fired gun, stands over what we see as the legs of a fallen man (the rest is cut off by the edge of the door). She's saying: "And another thing..." The clock reads 4, so maybe he came home late once too often.

Magazine cartoons are good.

preoccupied with whether or not/didn't stop to think etc

Three ancient cities with thousands of years of combined written history and they still couldn't invent the Chicago-style hot dog

Medium talents

The European mind simply cannot fathom how thicc Chicago is.

NFL wide receiver: the enemy sings sweetly & holds a *knife*

they sent me to space
to find aliens
but i only found
myself

- rupi kaur

a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, everything was totally fucked up. this is the story of three losers, a wolfman, and their two robot friends

It sucks when you find out you’re the only true believer

"Thank you for being on my podcast. I notice you declined my invitation to be on this podcast. Let's talk about that"

"...?"

I just don't get it! There is a fucking reminders app built into your phone. It's free!

The weirdest place on the internet is the comment section of Nancy cartoons. People respond as if they're true stories. I have been reading them for three years, and I thought it was kayfabe, but it *is not*

sometimes bad things happen to bad people and i think that’s beautiful

American kennel club remembers catherine o'hara

This tribute is so touching, to me

"Be my mommy 🥺👉👈 I'm a special boy"

Yeah but what if the Melania movie was called Seven Samurai instead? And then when you went to see it they just showed you Akira Kurosawa’s 1954 masterpiece Seven Samurai? I bet you liberals would *love* it then. Typical.