gallandguile

Anyone who criticized Charlie Kirk might as well have pulled the trigger, but calling several thousands of protestors "terrorists" before they gather is totally ok.

At this point if I'm China I'm sending trade envoys to every European and Asian country and saying "look, we'll butt out of Russia and cool our tits in the Pacific if you sign trade deals with us and reorient toward China, because the US is beyond untrustworthy"

Fine but I'm calling Easter Satan/Jesus Day from now on

Sick of this bullshit probably

that's the whole ball game right there, bro. that's it. if this pisses you off then you you're not one of us.

sorry, but if you're a catholic who is mad that the pope is demanding justice, kindness, and obeisance to the literal most important teachings of christ... just go be a protestant dude. go "worship" in a converted BMW dealership with a secretary-fucking pastor. that's what it's there for. piss off

i'm sorry... is he going to try and play a young elliott gould? lmao get the fuck out of here that's like josh gad playing frank sinatra

alright fine i'm stoked for a knight of the seven kingdoms

The final page of Frankenstein with a hand-written addendum saying that Frankenstein's monster doesn't mind being called Frankenstein.

He doesn't mind!!

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

i doubt he's going to be anything but a fun curio and two time-or-so pro bowler, but skattebo feels a lot like marshawn lynch and i think america could use that right now

Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo are also going to have a multi-hour meeting after this game but it's just going to be them hitting wrestling finishers off the couch on each other

skattebo, dart, kerkering... philadelphia laid low by the reading below grade level all-stars

Philadelphia 9/11

if they keep the tush push in the game, you should only be allowed to do it once. the eagles really gave away the game tonight: if you wanted to, you could literally run it on every play for the entire game and nothing could be done about it

i don't feel so good

Playoff baseball has to be worse for you than cigarettes

"You know the academy, Charlie. Sometimes it's atrocious"

"at the cost of appearing foolish or naïve..." that's my pontiff, man. Number one.

Anyway this is the government now

If there's one thing millennials need to unlearn it's the idea that being repulsive makes you virtuous. Sometimes a big fat entitled horrendous piece of shit is just a big fat entitled horrendous piece of shit and not like a secret good guy

DA YANKEES LOSE

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE.

You know what was never a problem in my life before Covid? Tolls. Never missed a toll in my life before they digitized everything, and now I apparently every fucking state on the eastern seaboard a thousand dollars in spite of having EZ Pass. I can't abide this shit dude

Tired: Blexas

Wired: Blutah

Inspired: Blarjorie Blaylor Blreene

Say what you will about it, but To Kill a Mockingbird getting consecutively cancelled for being Not Woke Enough and Too Woke over the course of five years really sort of cements its GOAT status

I almost want the Phils to get eliminated tonight so the city doesn't have to suffer the psychic damage of watching them lose game 5 at home

espn, jesus christ, i know you're all in on the wnba for some reason but the yankees just got eliminated and the dodgers are playing the phillies, why are the aces front and center on your home page

okay... what if CBP had a short corner like Dodger Stadium

war crime ball honestly

jesus christ schwarbs