lonnie.

Nothing exists in itself.

I wonder if you preorder all 6 special editions of Taylor’s new album listed on her instagram plus the yet to be announced target-only and acoustic remix editions you could win the chance to buy a $100 raffle ticket to be a bridesmaid in the Swift/Kelce wedding?

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a screenshot from amazon showing four books recommended in the health, fitness & dieting category. the four books are two philosophical works by Deleuze & Guattari, an introduction to Lacanian Psychoanalysis by Bruce Fink, and a collection of essays from Joan Didion.

can someone help me decide which of these amazon recommendations would be the best starting point as I embark on a health and fitness journey?

if your milk hotel is neutral in times of injustice, your milk hotel has chosen the side of the oppressor.

100% fascism

Good morning Lord. Thank You for bringing me safely through the night I wish I got more sleep but that's on me. Please help me to post only bangers that do not attract too much norm energy. Some norm energy is OK Lord I am not trying to be a hater. Please help us all to post better k thx amen.

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been thinking about this all day.
i already hate my list.

maybe morally there are people I should hate more than I hate rfk but realistically and practically, in the depths of my spirit, there are not. no hell hot enough

you got me, mr. lynch.

Here's @hannahrkeyser.bsky.social on becoming a parent while taking in nonstop news of global suffering: open.substack.com/pub/somehard...

Trump often claims credit for something somebody said 20-100 years ago, but it's unusual for him to claim a phrase that dates back to the Roman Empire as a Trump original.

What were they actually gonna do here? Ask every brown-enough person for their papers to go to the fucking baseball game?

This is the most slam-dunk, anti-American thing I can think of. You need a passport to go to a Major League Baseball game now? Malpractice not to make a huge deal out of this.

I loved it as a 12 year old because it was the first time everyone in my conservative evangelical church in rural South Carolina seemed to be okay with/openly encouraging of children loudly swearing with the “we’ll put a boot in your ass” part.

[Exit King.]

sometimes I think I’m nowhere near middle age and then I’ll be filling my weekly pill organizer and get really excited when I pour out the exact number of pills I need for the week on the first go.

Therapist: Why is it you are unwilling to really be yourself when you’re with people?

Me: I guess I’m scared.

Therapist: What do you think will happen if you let the true Lonnie out for once?

Me: FRIENDSHIP (2024)

the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless

not to be one of those “they don’t make ‘em like they used to” doofuses, but they don’t make ‘em like they used to.

sven nykvist could shoot the shit out of a scene.

Once again conservatives do not know ball, will never know ball, and fundamentally cannot know ball. If autistic people don't like baseball explain why every baseball website is a spreadsheet

just saying: it's possible that "I'm gonna dramatically constrict my state capacity while plotting dramatic imperial expansion, and expanding my set of internal enemies while alienating most of my foreign allies" is the beginning of a world-historical masterstroke. but also possible that it isn't

You're telling me this fuck is clustered?

Eraserhead.

better on 2nd watch.

80/100

Blue Velvet.

very good. very weird.

85/100

(accidentally deleted original skeet)

Eraserhead

better 2nd time.

82/100

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Not to get all "parenthood changes your whole perspective," but I do think becoming a dad has made me even less tolerant of Bluesky's doomer brigade. I'm completely uninterested in having depressive strangers lecture me about how my daughter's future is written and there's nothing we can do.

interesting you say that because there are two other people i spoke to who each said some version of “mulholland drive is probably be best movie i’ll never be able to stomach watching again”