taylor alison swift's electric rifle

brought to you by my memories of the most uncomfortable karaoke session i have ever experienced

now that i'm on my opinion shit can i just say that "i want my funeral to be a party" is goofy unless you come from a culture that already does it. people need a space to collectively mourn, let them have it.

19. toilets should have their own separate room

18. goat cheese is the best cheese

17. people who are sticklers about "proper" english and get annoyed over grammar mistakes or new slang are annoying

16. the design should go on the front of the shirt

Tumblr post by the-last-kenobi: "too many people prayed for the world to NOT end in 2012 and god panicked and started pulling out rough drafts. bonus years. side quests and horror stories. he dug up his flop era and started posting it for all to see. you fangirled too hard and now earth is running ten seasons past a perfectly written ending using unlikeable background characters and resurrecting terrible plot lines. congratulations"

Found the problem

15. projectors are not good TV replacements

14. anti-intellectualism includes calling any critique of things you like "hate." thoughtful criticism is necessary for a healthy arts culture even if you don't agree with it.

13. evermore is taylor swift's best album

12. water is the best beverage

11. japanese convenience store style "sandos" that cost any more than $5 and mocktails that cost as much as cocktails are scams

10. i don't believe in top sheets, a washable duvet cover is enough for me

9. public transit is awesome

8. community is the superior late 2000s/early 2010s sitcom

yeah it's wild, i just found out about it recently

7. california is the best state. fight me.

6. autismlor is even weirder than gaylor

yes omg i will be mourning google reader forever 😭 even pocket is defunct now, it's sad how fast algorithms have taken over

5. if you judge green bubbles i judge you, it's literally a manipulation tactic from apple

yeah it feels so forced sometimes! i agree it can be fun if done well, i just wish they made them more equally strategic

4. every game with a narrative element should have a story mode, if the story is good why wouldn't you want more people to be able to experience it? i mean i know why but

3. parrying sucks, let me dodge bitch

2. awards should go to people based on the thing they're nominated for, not in recognition of their entire career. jamie lee curtis did not deserve that oscar over stephanie hsu

1. all condiments should come in squeeze bottles

afraid of this flopping but i have too many opinions not to do it!

1 like for 1 non-political opinion

user gothdrool ppl who celebrate band birthdays are annoying pass it on user cub2 FUCK this post and happy birthday one direction

CAUSE NO ONE EVER LOOKED SO GOOD IN A DRESS—

sometimes i forget i used to be a hardcore directioner bc i fell off after zayn left but damn. those boys really were my life for years.

you're so real for this, the only reason i think it's good they did kids for the 22 hat is bc there would be so much fandom drama over it otherwise