Hard agree with this. Current resident of one of those central PA counties (we have more deer than people) and it definitely feels more like rural VA/WV than anywhere else.

Chase Utley grimacing in pain, staring off into the distance and wondering what we all did to deserve this

Mom from the Babadook yelling "why can't you be normal" and the Phillies logo screaming back at her

Graffiti reading "Kyle sucks!" that I found in a bathroom

EffinBirds saying "This is a banner moment in the grand tapestry of clusterfucks"

Fuck you and see you in game 2, Phillies, you dumb dildos

Well I hated that

I need someone to make a gif of Harrison Bader putting his hands up with the caption "what a gift" just for articles about the Mets collapse.

ACOG reaffirms that acetaminophen is safe for managing pain and fever during pregnancy. No reputable studies support suggestions like those in HHS’s recent announcement linking acetaminophen use in pregnancy to autism; in fact, high-quality studies show no such risk. https://bit.ly/47Wxc59

Thank you Michael Fanone. For those who do not recognize the name, Michael is one of the officers who defended America on January 6th and was left permanently injured as a result. He is a true hero of our Democracy.

Hahahahaha FTM

"in those jerseys" is just unnecessary

Reader, I choked up

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement (today) at 2?

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

I’m just a girl, standing in front of the Phillies, begging them to GIVE THE MAN WHATEVER HE WANTS IN HIS CONTRACT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Scene from The Princess Bride where they pick up the story in the Pit of Despair also known as Citi Field in Queens

Watching the Phils to the bitter end

We've all been there

Put Casty in the 4 spot tonight.

Imagine spending that much money to have video evidence that you're a fucking idiot

Middleton, get your old cigar republican ass checkbook out you damn freak

I haven't even read this yet and I already know it will bring me joy.

I'm pretty much only still a Democrat so I can vote for whoever primaries Fetterman at this point

"If anyone boasts, "I love God," and goes right on hating his brother or sister, thinking nothing of it, he is a liar. If he won't love the person he can see, how can he love the God he can't see? The command we have from Christ is blunt: Loving God includes loving people. You've got to love both." -1 John 4:20 (MSG)

You can’t support and celebrate mistreatment and cruelty towards your fellow human beings and follow Jesus at the same time.

They are diametrically opposed to one another.

You can follow cruelty or Jesus, but you can’t do both. You take Jesus’ name in vain when you try to.

every time I watch a bohm tantrum, I pray that he's playing for another team before my kid is old enough to understand baseball