Come on man. No woman would ever sleep with an ICE agent.

Roses are red
Americans are pissed
The billionaire class
Shouldn’t exist

Remember when Kamala Harris said she supported genocide in Palestine? Yeah, me neither. But that doesn’t mean stupid people won’t keep saying it happened.

Obviously Robert Kraft. Everyone knew that guy was a piece of shit. The others I did not know.

If you thought the 2024 election was going to be won by anyone other than Kamala or Don, you were wrong. If you thought Don would be better for Palestine than Kamala, you were wrong. Your hyperbolic claims about her support for genocide are ludicrous, and everything is worse now, in Palestine too.

I’m so sick of this shit. A word I never need to hear again in regards to a politician or officer is “misled.”

It wasn’t long ago MTG did the same thing. And it wasn’t all that long ago that an ex-wife “fell down the stairs.”

Please don’t use the word “rogue.” That has cool connotations. And there was never anything cool about that sad lump of shit.

Especially when you consider the DJIA did better under the last year of Biden than it did the first year of Trump. When your “best foot” isn’t even as good as the last administration’s afterthought, you’ve failed completely

The most fuck you to those at the FDA who could look at a drug and say, “it’s safe, it works, but do the patients that need it really need it?” Fuck you.

Wait, are you implying one can get a PS5 controller that isn’t drifty and laggy? Color me intrigued.

Even MAGA knows that. All you have to do is say something negative about grifters and watch them get all defensive even though you never said his name.

Oh, definitely don’t pay him a lot. At the very least, he has to prove he can survive a whole season first.

Sam Darnold is not a championship QB either. I think the new D coordinator with the talent on that side of the ball, Pittsburgh can win on defense and just enough offense to get by.

Talk about telling on yourself.

Mmmm, I’m a Steelers Fan, and I’d take him right now. If he could miraculously stay healthy, the team would have an outside chance at a ring.

To the surprise of no one.

Just gonna float this out there to the companies that are planning changes based on this deregulation. Dont. Not just because you shouldn’t, but because new regulations will be going in as soon as this turd has been flushed.

Look, I probably shouldn’t be giving relationship advice, but you should probably dump him before it gets too serious. I mean, what kind of guy doesn’t like sweets? Serial killers. And that’s it.

Of course they’re upset. All those “shoot your local pedophile” folks were just running cover. They aren’t mad that Trump was at Epstein island. They’re jealous.

You’re missing the big picture, God. Some people can’t afford food, sure, but others can afford a LOT of food.

For what shall they be indicted Mike Johnson?

I am DEEP in red country. Next time a student of mine uses 6-7, I’m definitely saying that it’s a call for impeachment, and I won’t deny them their right to free speech.

I have. It’s tanking again.

I know this is besides the point, but the stock market isnt doing particularly well.

I forget what they called it exactly, but we basically got a pinball museum at the local mall recently. Gonna take my son there sometime soon.

Yeah. I used to have friends that were both democrats and republicans. The latter have either stopped being republicans or stopped being friends.

“…when the Universe was in its Jessica Rabbit Phase, Young and hot.” - Hank Green

(Probably not the exact quote, but that’s how I remember it.)

I’m the opposite. I was reading an ebook, got about 10% of the way through in a week. Got a physical copy and finished a week later.

Abolish ICE. It’s the only acceptable reform.