dannyj

When feudal kings talk about "Antifa" or the "radical left," these are euphemisms for Americans who kept learning after high school and developed a positive vision for how our society could be, and these kings are insecure that if this vision spreads to more people, it'll manifest into a reality.

dryer balls implies the existence of moister balls

The Department of War Crimes is outta control

what if i just dunked my entire face into some iced coffee do you think that would help my eye bags

ben affleck miserably contemplating the ocean

me steeling myself to go to the job i prayed to god for

Little House on the Prairie is so wild, I’m glad I don’t live near any prairies

so they gave the Nobel peace prize to the lady the CIA is trying to overthrow the Venezuelan government with? lol

Flash mobs but two million people go completely limp wherever

i would never use a reminders app. i have enough apps reminding me about things. i want an app that makes me forget.

ATTN:
Lacey Lane and Bandido doing the Macarena to Dragula. 🤼‍♂️ #aew

The girlfriend of antifa

i want someone to fuck me in the rain right now

This is so dark

2002 Netanyahu:

Leaving my vibrator out to charge under the super moon.

the left does have a problem with political violence actually: the right constantly doing it

It might seem like something nefarious happened if you're plugged into politics and not a fan of these guys, but if you ever listen to any of them for more than 5 minutes you'll learn that they're just really catastrophically stupid

Good morning, basically Twitter

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What happens in Palestine happens to us next.
Understand that too.

bluesky is like moving back and forth from untold horrors to butthole testimonials at an alarming rate

I notice a lot of "resistors" following me lately. Please know this is NOT a safe space for Biden/Harris apologists.

I wish RJ was in MY City for National Scissoring Day. Hey!(EW)

patreegs on instagram says You need to listen to it once completely through while driving a car alone. Then you have to listen to it indoors lying down. THEN you pick a few and listen to them WHILE you read the lyrics on your computer. You WILL find that you misheard some of the lyrics. DONT panic. Its COMPLETELY normal and healthy. DONT think about taylors life yet and DONT try to make sense of the lyrics and DONT panic if you dont like some of the songs at first bc your brain will LEARN to like them (evolutionary mechanism). THEN, continue listening on loop as needed but have 2-3 that you sometimes just listen to on repeat. THEN re-emerge into the world and connect with others about their response to the text. THEN apply practically to your life. THEN examine how they fit into taylors. At this point you can start to lightly engage in online discourse if that feels healthy and safe.

are swifties okay

I knew it! Hey!(EW)

You have to admit it’s hilarious that literally 6mos ago Argentina was the country MAGA was saying was gonna dunk on all the neolibs and show them how to run a proper economy and now they’re literally begging for (and getting!) a handout from American taxpayers.

Clown ideology. 🤡