DJ Griff

MONEY QUOTE
"Trump cannot legally be president again. Remember that when bad people with evil intentions try to scare you into thinking he can. Trump is not magic. He’s an old man wearing the costume of a president hoping to trick you into giving him what he wants."

How can our OL be so underwhelming but we keep losing promising longterm projects to other teams?

You know who could definitely Remember some Guys if pressed? Samwise Gamgee.

This is a lie: www.propublica.org/article/immi...

Multiple accounts on ICE Watch Facebook pages are reporting that agents pulled a couple out of their vehicle in Aurora, Illinois, arrested them, and then abandoned the couple’s toddler in the backseat.

If Toronto can finish the job, I suggest the Giants play a rousing rendition of the Canadian national anthem at next season’s home opener 🫡

Sort of incredible that we live in a world where the vice president of the United States is just spewing the sort of horseshit that literal children are traditionally taught is wrong

Like if people were convinced there would never be another Oliver Wendell Holmes, and then some appointee to a random (but not super prestigious) appellate circuit makes people wonder if maybe he might be in the same league, then he gets to SCOTUS and everyone is just like “oh actually he’s better.”

Is there a world where Kelly and James Franklin just trade schools? That would be pretty fun imo

The most important thing here is that the president is unilaterally raising taxes on you because he got mad at his TV

“Wood thyat ’twuhr suh seemple.”

I’m increasingly convinced that the only reason Pelosi stepped down is she knew this dude would make her look like a genius by comparison

Cool. The thread you read and commented on was speculating about that. Thanks for weighing in!

Not better ideas at team construction (tho I’m sure you’re qualified). Better ideas on what about the current state of baseball Posey and Vitello were apparently bemoaning? Which was the subject of the post you responded to?

Trump administration demolishing entire East Wing of the White House to add new ballroom Trump said in July that the $250 million project “won’t interfere with the current building.”

BREAKING: The entire East Wing of the White House will be demolished “within days,” according to two Trump administration officials, a significant expansion of President Trump's original stated plan.

this *is* the story, this is the *whole* story

Not enough of you believe me right now, but "Rebuild The White House" is going to become one of the most popular slogans in American political history

Cool, so what do you think the referenced quote was relating to? Got any better ideas?

Linguine - pick a lane, are you a wide noodle or not? Never have I eaten linguine and not wished for either spaghetti or fettuccine.

But what if he fails the physical!?

Given Buster’s prior career and how he played, I am assuming this means one or more of a few things:

1. SPs pitching deeper into games
2. Hitters with more of a line drive/opposite field approach (less strikeouts in pursuit of dingers)
3. Fundamentally sound defense

sorry, man, but this is breathtakingly, shockingly corrupt in every fucking way it can be, and an open and shut and uncomplicated case for impeachment. he didn’t even pay for these lawyers, his donors did, for fuck’s sake.

Terrorist

None of you understand I’m not locked in here with you You’re locked in here with me

Conference of Champions

Hell yeah, KZSU!

Thought they blew up the conference but really they (ACC, Big 10, Big XII) were just inviting the vampire in.

The generals said "sir are you sure you want to fly the diarrhea bomber over the AI city with the nonsense billboards" and I said [zesty] we've got to shit the hell out of 'em. And no one has more loose stool than me. And actually that was very smart. Making myself the diarrhea president was smart.

this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.

ILLUMINATI HQ
2000 AD

ILLUMINATI CEO
Gentlemen. Technology is about to link every human on Earth and give them all ungoverned access to all scientific and historical information. Your cyanide pills are -

ILLUMINATI ASSISTANT
- Sir, it’s making people dumber

ILLUMINATI CEO
No fucking way

Man, those dudes must HATE him