An early Christmas miracle!
03.11.2025 00:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@bads85.bsky.social
For many years, my mantra was, "Promise me you won't forget the memories that haven't happened yet." Now it is more like, "Prepared to forget the memories I haven't even made yet."
An early Christmas miracle!
03.11.2025 00:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To get to the other side!
04.10.2025 04:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My new gig (click to see):
www.milb.com/inland-empir...
That is parody account material, but she is too dull to do parody.
19.07.2025 23:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dimino reportedly has a flame thrower in his room.
27.06.2025 05:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Won't be the first time the government has come for me.
19.05.2025 21:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gophers are huge out here because the government made it damn near impossible to kill them.
18.05.2025 23:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A bear just ambled across my lawn. I hope he gets the gophers.
18.05.2025 23:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Pope cheered for AJ Pierzynski. Let that sink in for a minute.
09.05.2025 07:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am going to tattoo that last sentence to my soul.
30.04.2025 03:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Daughters are in town for IE 66ers game.
27.04.2025 16:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The only thing that truly sets one free is a good bolt cutter.
11.04.2025 02:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No wonder I have boobs at this fragile age.
10.04.2025 01:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't be a snowflake, Sean. Come out of your isolated bubble and live on your feet
05.04.2025 23:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0First batter at A’s game tonight with many empty seats in the background.
02.04.2025 03:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I mean, you should be doing that anyway.
31.03.2025 01:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Geico Gecko has jumped the shark. Time to put it down like unfulfilled dreams.
22.03.2025 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cactus League 2025. Some of these guys have been doing this with me for over 25 years.
12.03.2025 02:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pretty sure it is acceptable to take a power sander to their faces -- figuratively speaking, of course. Literally doing that would be a violation of TOS.
12.03.2025 02:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yandy Diaz. It was a three team deal. Cleveland also received Carlos Santana from Seattle.
23.02.2025 22:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TIL the Yankees have a team barber, and I suddenly feel I missed my true calling.
22.02.2025 17:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey, remember when Jim Harbaugh told his players not to eat chickens because they were nervous birds? What a crazy fuck.
20.02.2025 03:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Poor thing.
18.02.2025 23:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happy College Baseball Season from the MLB Desert Invitational.
15.02.2025 00:44 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0You are both an inspiration and a reaffirmation of what makes following sports great.
10.02.2025 01:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's brilliant so far.
10.02.2025 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Caribbean World Series. Quite the trip.
03.02.2025 05:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When the fire ants burrowed through your crotch and devoured your frontal lobe, did it hurt?
28.01.2025 04:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Super Bowl is two weeks away. Gotta have something to look good in the meantime because fashion never sleeps.
27.01.2025 04:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Right, we have people who passed enough science classes in high school to barely be able to boil water lecturing others about vaccines, and clowns who can't balance their bank accounts squawking about the time value of money -- all stomping their feet when they don't get their way.
23.01.2025 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0