Pizza Destroyer

My milkshake brought all the boys back to life, but it did not restore health or vitality, the consequences are horrifying

Anybody less into RPG theory than me is a 5E-only troglodyte and everybody more into RPG theory than me is a fart sniffing navelgazer.

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

I always felt that Twitter in particular had figured out I'm trans and would algorithmically serve me the most upsetting shit about it possible. It got to the point where I had to basically block anyone talking about it on sight or be served an endless flood of 'They Are Coming To Get You'

i feel like laptops technically count as computers since they have keyboards on them

team pig til I die

Need someone who's so good at something that I can gaze at them like Ringo Starr used to gaze at Paul McCartney on piano

I keep talking to beautiful women who cry and tell me I'm absent from my own dreams

Crazy that you can be this hot with no one desperately begging to fuck you this evening. I'm just gonna eat stew and work on my game. And I'm fucking stunning.

It can be a lot of fun to create a dedicated Detective NPC who starts to investigate the players. You can do a few hidden rolls to see how much heat they get etc. Gives you a nice middle ground, a fun antagonist and a compelling reason for them to be careful during runs.

Shirt that says "Not a top, just cocky"

Stop saying I did murders

if you live in an even slightly populous city you probably have a diy scene with bands that usually have a trans woman in them and i strongly encourage you to go see them and give them your money

I believe in time travel and that we have been visited by people from the future who have meddled with the timeline. I also believe our current timeline is the bitterly-ironic cautionary tale against such interventions - possibly the reason time travel is banned almost as soon as it's invented.

Christ.

Oh you don't like Bluesky? Have you tried being spiritually 62 years old?

Yeah the Eldar rule because they're all racist even though they're actively dying out. They are haughty chauvinists constantly tripping over their own dicks and showing themselves up. Obviously that's fun. Anyone who identifies with them is clearly insane.

The modern world is crazy. Sometimes your ex boyfriend sends you reels about gender dysphoria with no comment

Killing it with the hair though

Need to go on six or seven dates with someone and then get dumped

I love trans people dude

Bi girls dig my gender variant swag

If the sword of Damocles were hanging over my head I would jump up at it and try to bite it.

Literally no one smelled my hair and told me how nice it was I need to up my game.

My liked songs are great

I'm nonbinary bc I don't get up when Shania Twain says "Let's go girls" but I always sing along to Natural Woman

Yeah because the first movie was so free of slapstick puppetry

Wednesday, December 17, 2025: Jerry's Map Section E.IX jerrysmap.com

it's weird how my router keeps a list of everyone who's ever made it to the asking for my wifi password stage of sleeping with me

Eldrad