immortal baby lightbulb 🐰💡

can you imagine!!!!! telling him to sit still so they can take new measurements!!!!!!!! treats for being a good boy!!!!!!!

I HAVE TOO MANY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW AND I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO EXIST WITH ALL OF THEM THEY COULD RUN A POWER GRID FOR A MID SIZE CITY OFF OF ME RN

ITS TOO MUCH he's too big to be their puppy now but if they don't call him that it's gonna make him sad!!!! like a giant newfoundland who thinks they're a lapdog!!!!!!!

IM COLLIDING INTO YOU WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREAMING AND WEEPING AND FULLY INSANE

namely this part of this picture what the FUCK are they feeding that boy

THERE SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PICTURE ATTACHED TO THAT

NAMELY THIS PICTURE

BEEPS YOU WERE MY IMMEDIATE THOUGHT "where is beeps WHERE IS BEEPS"

hello I'm back solely to scream about this

honorary mention goes to that time I saw a picture of jk and thought "I need to rail him til he cries"

apparently these are emotions only beets brings out in me

this fuckin guy

I'm not proud of this but I need it to be known:

this is the first time I've ever looked at someone and thought "I need to get that man pregnant"

I guess not!! I never thought my first omegaverse would happen this way but when destiny demands it what can you do 😤😤😤 I've got the scraps of a namgikook in a broth bag in the freezer, thinkin of throwing in some alpha-on-human(?????) to spice it up 🫣🫣🫣

this one's getting attention on the bird app again so here ya go: OT7 as the Scooby Gang!

you have my full support and honestly I might do it too!!! I've been missing my pathetic purple sect leader something fierce >__>

🪺📝 a collage-style moodboard with a swirling, textured background, showing: jungkook leaning over and looking down, a rider on a motorcycle glancing back at the camera, namjoon with his eyes close and head tilted slightly upward. text reads: unfastening, chapter 3, by beebalm & clarz

unfastening chapter 3
co-written with @joonnights.bsky.social

❤️‍🔥 namkook, E, wip
❤️‍🔥 3/? - 13k (30k total)
❤️‍🔥 dom jk, sub nj, sex worker jk, face fucking, degradation, restraints
❤️‍🔥 nj gets what he's been waiting for. jk is generous in giving it to him.

ao3.org/works/514869...
#btsfics

beeps

beeps knot applicable woke me out of a dead sleep to grip me by the throat and tell me that if I didn't title something with it that the collective years I've spent writing would all be for naught

here it is in action:

*hold ME closer damn aight fingers I see how it is

titles for future fics:

- knot applicable (obv an omegaverse fic)
- hold my closer, tiny bastard (undecided, but I'm feelin yoonmin or jinkook for it)

bts ot7 from the 2015 seasons greetings, dressed in white shirts and ties with rudolph noses and antlers and santa headbands and lots of eyeliner. they're making stupid faces and they're very cute.

one ot7 pic a day (i'm cheating a bit since this is two pics but shh): day 14! happy holidays!

n o i s e 🌧️

#jjk #geto

CONSTANTLY STIFF is it just cold? is he constantly aroused? are they THAT sensitive? what is going on with this man

is this a normal occurrence for them?? do they often video call each other shirtless???? why the sunglasses inside??????

hello I am shoving my entire fist into my mouth and screaming

🪺📝 a black and white moodboard with a textured, rippled background, featuring: jungkook with long hair crouching in boots and looking sultry, namjoon in a soft sweater hunched over and removing his glasses, and an image of a person's arms bound behind their back with shibari. text reads: unfastening, by beebalm & clarz

UPDATE‼️
unfastening chapter 2
co-written with @joonnights.bsky.social

❤️‍🔥 namkook, E, wip
❤️‍🔥 2/? 6.5k (17k total)
❤️‍🔥 author nj, sex worker jk, kink exploration
❤️‍🔥 writing always unlocks nj's imagination. if he asks, jk can bring those scenes to life.

ao3.org/works/514869...
#btsfics

A young Jungkook with dark hair) and Namjoon (blond) in dark outfits with very shiny accents. Namjoon is smiling/laughing so hard his eyes are closed, and Jungkook is looking off to one side from beside and a little behind Namjoon.

I had to walk uphill in the snow both ways to get you this namkook (read: download one (1) extra app to my phone), but fortunately it's super cute.

denim crimes in the form of denim-covered boots with ombré blue to white jean legs on top

everything makes me think of Him

from @rkive's instagram story: 7 snow ducks, arranged with 3 spread apart and 4 close together, spaced in approximately the time between bts members enlisting

my favorite thing about namjoon is how fucking dramatic he is (positive, genuine, fully for real) 😭 love his winter ritual of digging out the snow duck maker and getting emo abt his bros

wild how he just Looks Like That

People are sharing "you'll never catch Seokjin slipping" photos on the bird app and I giggled so hard I'm sharing some here 🤣