Elessaelis

Gen Xer here (born in 1978): We prided ourselves on our disdain for authority, so we never fought to be the authority. #Boomers were never going to gift us political power. If we want the WH, we need to fight them for it instead of having a pity party about those mean old people.

#GenX

Shots fired at federal agents during immigration enforcement in Little Village: DHS Shots were fired at federal agents during immigration enforcement on Saturday in Chicago's Little Village neighborhood, authorities said.

All these guns and Americans shoot like Stormtroopers. Better luck next time.

#BorderPatrol #Chicago

He’s a weird, short, evil dork. Fuck that guy with a chainsaw.

You should add a crotch thrust for emphasis.

And Big Macs. Don’t forget Big Macs.

Your uncle needs to stop trying to get me hot. It’s weird.

Or go with your attorney, if that's what they advise. Based on personal experience.

I'm starting to think there's a snuff film. I can't imagine much worse than what we've already heard.

The softest Nazis you ever did see They're tough guys in the streets and delicate little babies in court.

The #US makes the most pussy-ass Nazis, I swear to god.

#ICE

Maybe he wouldn't be such a cunt if he jacked off every once in awhile? Just sayin'.

#MikeJohnson

Sometimes I feel bad for mocking a demented, dying old man, but then I remember this is Donald Trump and I laugh.

We'll pry the money out of his orange baby hands.

It is. But only total nutters believe that guns are a good solution. The power differential is just too big to solve it with personal firearms. It might come to that, but no one should be eager to take on tanks, tear gas and drones — especially with minimal training and no organization.

Sandwich Guy 2028!

The "fear of government tyranny" thing was always MAGA culture. They wanted to be the tyrants.

Sandwich Guy Found Not Guilty - Washingtonian Sean Dunn, who will forever be known as Sandwich Guy, was found not guilty of misdemeanor assault by a jury in federal court in DC Thursday. It was never in doubt that Dunn threw a sandwich at a feder...

Sandwich Guy walks free!

#ICE #hero

Ten bucks says a staffer made this on their Cricut.

He probably labels every room in case he gets lost, again.

He’ll be consuming the souls of babies that day. It’s in his schedule.

Maybe unleashing secret militarized police on the public while taking food from the poor wasn’t the electoral masterstroke we all thought it was.

Democratic party leadership has been on autopilot for ten years, they weren't losing to fascism, fascism isn't popular enough for them to lose to fascism, they were allowing it to fill the void where their leadership should have been. Tonight we're seeing that we have other options. They should too.

I'm happy to report that #CO voted to retain our compassion and human decency. We will continue funding free school breakfast and lunch. With #SNAP in limbo, these benefits have never been more important.

#ElectionDay #US

The lesson here is that the president has to expect some serious down ballot effects if he drives the country into a ditch, lights it on fire, pisses on the fire, and then makes an AI video of him flying over the ditch-country and shitting on screaming women and children. An important finding.

You're morally obligated.

Seriously, I mean it. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP.

Yes!

#Sherrill #ElectionDay #NJ #US

Yes!

#Spanberger #Virginia #ElectionDay #US

HAHAHA!

#NYC #Mamdani

Americans: If you're voting today, please don't give up, no matter what they throw at you. This is one of the most important things you can do.

I’m getting a root canal that will cost between $200 and $1000. I won’t know for sure until it’s done because the real cost is a wonderful secret between my dentist and insurance company.

‘Murica, fuck yeah.