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Hey fam can we create a new alternative to Discord but it's a text-based MUD where you have to navigate the channels on foot by walking to the different rooms and chatting with the other players. Level up your character. learn some new spells. Make friends. Have fun.

09.02.2026 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 122    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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small crab eating a grape (important)

08.02.2026 06:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6125    ๐Ÿ” 2465    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57    ๐Ÿ“Œ 102

Snowcrete removal

09.02.2026 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photograph of a fox doing computer repairs: "me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer"

foxpost-generator adds: "it fucken wimdows"

Photograph of a fox doing computer repairs: "me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer" foxpost-generator adds: "it fucken wimdows"

20.12.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 584    ๐Ÿ” 171    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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we gotta open the schoolsโ€ฆor close down the schools. not sure. yikes

07.02.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3756    ๐Ÿ” 352    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 380    ๐Ÿ“Œ 501

My parents had me and my sister making white people tostadas and tacos at like ten years old.

07.02.2026 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah

06.02.2026 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

05.02.2026 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4065    ๐Ÿ” 991    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™ve never felt like i should be a โ€œphone left outside the bedroom at nightโ€ person until this very moment

02.02.2026 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 63    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If you get pepper-sprayed, avoid rubbing your eyes. Instead, irrigate them with lots of water, says Dr. Trisha Pasricha, our Ask a Doctor columnist.

31.01.2026 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1211    ๐Ÿ” 541    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 101

This looks perilously like hot sauce

31.01.2026 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing "the" labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the disabled, the college-educated. Instead, use wording such as people with mental illnesses. And use these descriptions only when clearly relevant.
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We recommend avoiding general and often dehumanizing "the" labels such as the poor, the mentally ill, the French, the disabled, the college-educated. Instead, use wording such as people with mental illnesses. And use these descriptions only when clearly relevant. 9,742 L7 19.4K 43.8K ไธช AP The Associated Press @AP Replying to @APStylebook The use of "the French" in this tweet by @AP was inappropriate and has caused unintended offense. An updated tweet is upcoming. 12:18 AM โ€ข Jan 27, 2023 โ€ข 382.8K Views

Happy 3 year anniversary to this post

27.01.2026 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8328    ๐Ÿ” 1948    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 134    ๐Ÿ“Œ 111

Not in one vacation in any case ๐Ÿ˜…

26.01.2026 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I could accept this challenge.

26.01.2026 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Either. Both

26.01.2026 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I promise you will want to watch this.

25.01.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my neighborhood the Koreans are taking over but not fast enough. I still have to drive 25 minutes for makgeolli and Korean fried chicken. Shameful

25.01.2026 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think so, or maybe Bengali since these dudes have such an obsession with people from Bangladesh!

25.01.2026 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This episode has reinforced my desire to attempt a vacation in the UK this year. I need to try the street's worth of curry

25.01.2026 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are they supposed to do, Gwen, stay home with their families?

25.01.2026 19:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gotchaโ€”letโ€™s dig into that step by step.

1. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ต, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. Youโ€™re not just immobileโ€”youโ€™re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ. That makes total senseโ€”itโ€™s a natural human impulse, and youโ€™ve been through a lot.

23.01.2026 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18498    ๐Ÿ” 5956    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 198    ๐Ÿ“Œ 107
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replace rfk jr with this guy

19.01.2026 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13086    ๐Ÿ” 2696    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59
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Hey you!

Youโ€™re Enough.

18.01.2026 06:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 170    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Fellas, is it trans to be Catholic?

17.01.2026 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doing a great job ensuring chair safety

13.01.2026 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good job taking care of yourself!

11.01.2026 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Electric blanket + fuzzy blanket. A nice mildly chunky soup.

11.01.2026 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rakshasa on Steam Rakshasa is a first-person, narrative-driven RPG set in modern India, where a hidden world of Tantrik spellcasters and ancient mythological horrors operate on the margins of society. Rakshasa blends b...

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Not only it's a RPG set in modern-day India, exploring their folklore & myths, it's also made by a team of Indians who have a channel of animated videos on Asian history: www.youtube.com/channel/UCpZ...

09.01.2026 10:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 325    ๐Ÿ” 109    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I implore you to hit up CVS and get your flu shot. Please donโ€™t game it with whatever else you heard. Itโ€™s real serious and we donโ€™t gave any public health allies in the government now.

06.01.2026 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1111    ๐Ÿ” 473    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17
#I'M NOT
ARGUING WITH AN
80 YEAR OLD MAN ON BLUESKY !!!!!! GO ENJOY THE TIME YOU HAVE LEFT ON THIS BEAUTIFUL EARTH

#I'M NOT ARGUING WITH AN 80 YEAR OLD MAN ON BLUESKY !!!!!! GO ENJOY THE TIME YOU HAVE LEFT ON THIS BEAUTIFUL EARTH

04.01.2026 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 502    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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