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If this is the same Peter Attia MD who was just revealed as one of Bari Weiss's big new additions to CBS News, he can just tell the stories about the "outrageous" life Jeffrey Epstein led on the Evening News.

Think of the ratings!

31.01.2026 14:48 — 👍 6474    🔁 2189    💬 236    📌 90

Coming soon a $10 billion lawsuit from Trump against his own DOJ for incorrectly redacting this

30.01.2026 20:04 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:

30.01.2026 18:28 — 👍 5511    🔁 2933    💬 285    📌 421
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Yo Sprouts farmers market out here selling broccoli by the pound and 80% of it is a redwood tree trunk

29.01.2026 23:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who TF listens to anything Tim “I’m literally getting paid by Russia” Pool anyway

29.01.2026 20:42 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Someone needs to stitch this video of her, running at her attacker, with the one of Trump ducking and hiding when somebody ran at him from behind years ago

28.01.2026 04:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Meanwhile

27.01.2026 22:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Any time ICE kills an American:

24.01.2026 20:37 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
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This is ok tho

24.01.2026 19:32 — 👍 29180    🔁 8120    💬 1203    📌 449

Does anybody have that cartoon picture of a man choking a woman and it says: “I’m trying to protect you against immigrants you fucking bitch.”
Need to reply to some fascist and another thread

24.01.2026 18:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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NEW: ICE just executed another person in Minneapolis.

24.01.2026 16:28 — 👍 2676    🔁 1492    💬 439    📌 424
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Have fun this weekend kids

24.01.2026 01:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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10 out of 10 would recommend

23.01.2026 03:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holy shit, just realized that Spafford is playing in Austin tonight and I’m here for a work and can go!

22.01.2026 19:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen, no jambands.

Foo Fighters
Tom Petty
Bruce Springsteen
David Grey
Mighty Mighty Bosstones

21.01.2026 13:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

PG-13 used to hit different

20.01.2026 11:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The Civil Rights Division is going to charge a Black Man under the Ku Klux Klan Act on MLK day.

Do I have that right?

20.01.2026 01:21 — 👍 11456    🔁 4149    💬 1256    📌 479
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90% of Americans seem fall into one of 3 categories these days

16.01.2026 13:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"A fellow detainee says he witnessed Geraldo Lunas Campos being choked to death by guards at an ICE detention center in Texas on Jan. 3."

15.01.2026 22:53 — 👍 2022    🔁 876    💬 28    📌 54
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Spoiler alert they’re all tiny

15.01.2026 23:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who knows Doja Cat? I’m taking my teen to see her for her birthday in November and haven’t heard a note

15.01.2026 23:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WTF: watch the video

14.01.2026 20:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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LMNO Octopus nachos. So glad we tried it and would get it again!
Not pictured is the Aguachile Verde that stole the show

11.01.2026 22:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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