@calhoun0763.bsky.social
Some dumbass on the internet
Shout out to my boy archimedes for inventing the lever Minecraft Redstone would be way harder without it
13.02.2026 13:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your telling me a wreck tiled dis function
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Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy in a pawn shop talking to the employee at the counter. He has about half a loaf of bread in a bag in front of him. The seller asks, “how much will you give me for this stale bread?” Panel 2: the unsure employee replies, “tell ya what— I got a buddy who’s an expert on this stuff.” Panel 3: a goose in a hat and sunglasses walks confidently through the shop entrance towards the counter.
11.02.2026 17:38 — 👍 10609 🔁 2010 💬 52 📌 24No one wants to swashbuckle anymore, kids these days dont even know how to plunder
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Money spread of 8 bucks
Ultra fight da kyanta 2 grand champ
10.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I'm like anakin skywalker but instead of midichlorians I got microplastics
09.02.2026 17:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
chode buddies
06.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 2594 🔁 369 💬 12 📌 3Ballons*
06.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My first day as a hostage negotiator: watch me lowball this guy
06.02.2026 20:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should make overwatch 3 where they make it 4 v 4 (2 tanks 1 dps 1 support) and add a tower defense mode where you just stand there and shoot gallons or something idk
06.02.2026 14:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
tier list of gas station cheeseburgers okay-sheetz meh- royal farms meets expectations(bad)- 7-11, wawa made of missing people- marathon
gas station cheeseburger tier list
06.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Clogged the work urinal with my thick, rich, chunky piss again
05.02.2026 16:23 — 👍 41 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 1Makeing a gas station cheese burger teirlist soon
02.02.2026 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org
Sumo wrestling but both wrestlers are wearing heelys
31.01.2026 04:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Block my subpar mix dickweed *does the same thing again*
31.01.2026 03:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Beer!
31.01.2026 02:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saw the mountain dew van but it was too fast I couldn't get a picture
30.01.2026 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just because i havent played the game and know literally nothing about the game doesnt mean i cant jerk off to the yaoi.
29.01.2026 22:23 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Wack ass diner that im eating lunch at has fox news playing
29.01.2026 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This week's away job is going kinda smoothly so I got time to check out the beach by the hotel
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Jalapeño pepper burger
Actually God teir burg
28.01.2026 18:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It took four beers to finish shoveling the driveway
26.01.2026 17:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Snerb
26.01.2026 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
3 crows(?) Chilling in a tree
23.01.2026 06:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cat or fox paw print in snow
23.01.2026 06:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I just woke up from my iconic mid day
23.01.2026 05:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0JD ranch
22.01.2026 00:21 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Brian overlooking the water with a 24 pack of Busch Light Apple and the text "Fuck it's now???? What's next? Later? I can't do it anymore"
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