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Chicago transplant from Rochester (via Cleveland). Dad. Husband. Nerd. He/Him 🦬 Go Bills! | Protect IVF | Trans rights are human rights

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@knecessary.bsky.social

06.12.2025 14:44 — 👍 1212    🔁 376    💬 34    📌 15

Turns out it didn't have legs

07.12.2025 04:24 — 👍 1564    🔁 194    💬 42    📌 7

The 13-0 Big Ten champion Indiana Hoosiers will be the #1 seed in the College Football Playoff

What a world

07.12.2025 04:27 — 👍 384    🔁 22    💬 10    📌 3
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Anyone who knows this history should know there’s no contested issue.

07.12.2025 00:38 — 👍 1233    🔁 251    💬 55    📌 16

I have a theory that if every billionaire suddenly dropped dead and their entire fortunes were simply zeroed out, it would be a net positive on society.

Mackenzie Scott is the exception that proves the rule.

07.12.2025 01:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°

Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"

07.12.2025 00:15 — 👍 12437    🔁 3101    💬 579    📌 196

still poleaxed by the idea that you could oppose birthright citizenship and still think of yourself as a liberal in any sense of the term.

06.12.2025 17:35 — 👍 2174    🔁 244    💬 11    📌 30
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In South Minneapolis, Minnesota, nearly two dozen neighbors confronted and surrounded ICE goons after rapid-response alerts were issued. The goons were questioning an East African man when the situation escalated, and they eventually left the area without making any arrests.

06.12.2025 12:57 — 👍 4307    🔁 1645    💬 250    📌 237

I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.

06.12.2025 21:38 — 👍 6286    🔁 1530    💬 363    📌 73

people died for birthright citizenship. i get that it’s more fun to be a pundit when your team has the white house and you get to brag to friends about visiting the oval office; but what i’m wondering is if maybe that’s actually not a good reason to throw away something we fought a civil war to win?

06.12.2025 16:39 — 👍 4360    🔁 820    💬 9    📌 36

looking forward to either a 6-3 decision that trump as God Emperor of the United States can change the constitution by fiat or a 5-4 decision that 14th amendment means what it says with a dissent from thomas that actually the constitution recognizes donald j. trump as sovereign

05.12.2025 18:57 — 👍 5157    🔁 1005    💬 104    📌 40

I have just approved TINY CARS to be built in America. Little SEDANS that should fit four at most but when you open the door 27 clowns spill out. HOW??? They will DUST THEMSELVES OFF as they leave the car. The HORN will make the little eeooh-eeooh sound. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

05.12.2025 16:24 — 👍 2520    🔁 365    💬 165    📌 7

The fact that four hostile drones tried to hit Zelenskyy’s plane & it’s barely a blip in the news cycle should terrify everyone. We’ve been dragged so deep into the chaos era that an attempted strike on a world leader doesn’t even break through. When this becomes normal, the world is in real danger.

05.12.2025 02:04 — 👍 11666    🔁 5821    💬 302    📌 232

They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.

05.12.2025 02:28 — 👍 13712    🔁 4253    💬 447    📌 174

Simply amazing that the Supreme Court declared an end to legal race discrimination in the affirmative action case two years ago and now allows overt racism in both immigration arrests and redistricting.

Using race to help minorities? Bad. Using it to discriminate against them? Very, very good.

04.12.2025 23:52 — 👍 5568    🔁 2106    💬 162    📌 98

Look I know all the online doomers/realists who were beating the bushes telling you "Nazi America is coming" wasn't a message normies heard on TV but Kamala Harris said Trump was gonna do all this shit during a debate or whatever and people still ignored her, so it's not like you weren't warned

04.12.2025 18:04 — 👍 186    🔁 32    💬 7    📌 0

Not like it would be justified if they were drug smugglers, but I think it hasn't gotten enough focus that a boat with 11 people onboard heading from Venezuela to Trinidad was almost certainly migrants. These were probably, at least for some of them, people fleeing Maduro. That's who they murdered.

04.12.2025 18:35 — 👍 2630    🔁 720    💬 71    📌 42
Natasha Bertrand: Lawmakers are apparently being shown the full video of the Sept 2 boat strikes in their meetings with Adm Bradley and Gen Caine. 

HIMES: “what I saw in that room was one of the most troubling things I’ve seen in my time in public service…you have two individuals and clear distress, without any means of locomotion, with a destroyed vessel, were killed by the United States.”

Natasha Bertrand: Lawmakers are apparently being shown the full video of the Sept 2 boat strikes in their meetings with Adm Bradley and Gen Caine. HIMES: “what I saw in that room was one of the most troubling things I’ve seen in my time in public service…you have two individuals and clear distress, without any means of locomotion, with a destroyed vessel, were killed by the United States.”

They need to release this video to the public

04.12.2025 16:06 — 👍 5729    🔁 1791    💬 166    📌 104

Democratic politicians need to stop accepting Trump’s white nationalist premise that immigration is bad and proudly and loudly make a positive case for why America’s identity and history as a nation of immigrants is so important.

04.12.2025 01:14 — 👍 4026    🔁 913    💬 85    📌 53
a combination urgent care and taco bell

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination

04.12.2025 03:17 — 👍 22534    🔁 4379    💬 63    📌 427
JOHNSON said he hopes to swear in MATT VAN EPPS this week.

JOHNSON said he hopes to swear in MATT VAN EPPS this week.

*stares in Adelita Grijalva*

03.12.2025 15:15 — 👍 8059    🔁 1693    💬 276    📌 83
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According to the US Coast Guard, the year prior to Trump changing our policy to summary execution, only 21% of the vessels interdicted by them off the coast of Venezuela suspected of trafficking drugs had drugs on board. The other 79% had nothing. But now we just kill them all.

02.12.2025 17:18 — 👍 2172    🔁 1083    💬 102    📌 62

Rich Lowry is a bigoted piece of shit whose existence makes America a worse place. He's vapid patrician gentility used to mask gutter racism. He's a Brooks Brothers pocket square used to wipe Nick Fuentes' ass.

02.12.2025 21:05 — 👍 3299    🔁 418    💬 84    📌 28

God damn Edge Of Tomorrow is magnificent. I did not appreciate it enough when it came out

03.12.2025 02:07 — 👍 800    🔁 14    💬 55    📌 6

Our immigration policy is now based on what Stephen Miller assumes are the inherent racial qualities of each group: Chinese people and Asians are untrustworthy and suspicious; Latinos are criminals and drug smugglers; black people are stupid and lazy; white people are hard-working and virtuous.

02.12.2025 22:10 — 👍 391    🔁 69    💬 17    📌 7

Fuck you if you support him.

02.12.2025 19:11 — 👍 5262    🔁 919    💬 134    📌 30

Elevator pitch: watching a citizenship ceremony and passing a citizenship test should be a mandatory middle school field trip

02.12.2025 17:19 — 👍 520    🔁 73    💬 8    📌 8
TEXANS INJURY REPORT
S Jayden Reed (foreman) will not return at Colts.

TEXANS INJURY REPORT S Jayden Reed (foreman) will not return at Colts.

got jury duty mid-game?

30.11.2025 21:06 — 👍 54    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 2
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Me yelling at my TV: COME ON OFFENSE, DO SOMETHING!

The Bills Offense:

30.11.2025 22:22 — 👍 70    🔁 2    💬 8    📌 0

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