This is not waking up after a bender and realizing you bought too much Taco Bell and likely paid for tons of other people’s drinks. This is the government of a country…? This complete time/taxpayer dollars wasted “auditing” is such horseshit.

Resident Evil ^ *

Code Veronica X

Yep, I’ve been boycotting Target; glad to see others doing it as well! We’re making an impact.

A war that was already ongoing for hundreds of years, or war(s) + fascism + less rights for women/bipoc/immigrants + economic shambles + complete environmental meltdown? 🤷‍♀️ THE CHOICE IS SO UNCLEAR IDK

Plastic man made my baby cry.

Cats got raptured, and we’re stuck here?! No. Absolute garbage.

Bitcoin is wild because what do you mean a mysterious entity showed up one day saying, “I’ve scattered a finite amount of little coins alllllll over the internet, and if you can find them, you’ll surely have great wealth and prosperity”. I’ve seen Ready Player One. Real original. #bitcoin #jokesbyme

I haven’t even recovered trust since the Boeing whistleblower 💀

Yeah “wood chipping” an agency while an audit is IN PROCESS that has a deadline of April 2025, before actually finding out from said audit if there is fraud or not…is batshit illegal.

what kind of stock trades do you think your senator has lined up for tomorrow morning? is that what they're working on tonight instead of figuring out how to get those teenagers out of the servers at the treasury?

Before I had a kid, the trick was: don’t grab a cart. You can weave like an agile minx around all of those geriatrics with their toothpick wrists, wielding their giant, immovable carts. This also limits your spending to only things you can carry with your two arms.

Y’all are freaks whoever requested that Jay-Z P. Diddy video.

AI junk on Meta

While I’m NOT going back to TikTok until further notice, IG is NOT a replacement. Wtf is actually going on with reels? I mean it’s a Meta platform so I shouldn’t be surprised it’s rife with AI videos, but come ON.

It is! My other cat had to wear an inflatable collar and my orange cat thought it was a random new cat invading our home. Even after we showed us putting it on. 🤦‍♀️

Haha I just threw away some slimy dill today. 👿 🌿

Shaggy mushroom, Pholiota squarrosa

Random nature photo from my camera roll:
#Pholiotasquarrosa #shaddyscalycap #mushroom #nature

There have always been trans/intersex people in the world. Trans rights are human rights. Full stop.

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And the second the “thank you trump came up “—✌️ a week without TikTok has been quiet. But thanks to you posting here/YT and Under the Desk News, I’m still apprised of the idiocy of our current political system.

Oh child of mine, must you repeatedly reach your whole hand into your mouth and make loud gagging noises when we’re at the arboretum? People just came here to look at flowers.

The only time I’ll accept fake transparency:

Anything trying to tell me news of the world that is also behind a paywall is getting an immediate eye roll and a tab close.

The way I took it was: someone wasn’t necessarily trying to be profound, but maybe recording a wild dream they had where the universe just worked that way. Peeking into someone’s version of reality/space/time is interesting!

It’s also, famously, 3:15am.

If we’re talking movie’s though…there are a few!

Do you want the mustache on or off? Too bad.

Bird is the word.