cherry popstar: battle auntie

transition could have saved her, but the “her” is Yukio Mishima, and the “saved” is “made her much more annoying and probably equally fascist”

I need you so bad

if you think I’m pretty you should tell me 💋

if you think I’m pretty you should tell me 💋

Crazy that I just get to have perfect rockin tits

White roommate set off fire alarm burning sweetgrass at one am please Native American Jesus keep me from slapping this honky

Marcille crying tears of joy saying “uwah… so tasty… you’re so delicious, Falin” as chilchick shouts “STOP RIGHT THERE” due to his intense homophobia

what did she mean by this

Submitted my entries for the zine

From “Johnny Mnemonic” by William Gibson: The Drome is a single narrow space with a bar down one side and tables along the other, thick with pimps and handlers and an arcane array of dealers. The Magnetic Dog Sisters were on the door that night, and I didn't relish trying to get out past them if things didn't work out. They were two meters tall and

“thin as greyhounds. One was black and the other white, but aside from that they were as nearly identical as cosmetic surgery could make them. They'd been lovers for years and were bad news in a tussle. I was never quite sure which one had originally been male.”

I need to get railed by the Magnetic Dog Sisters immediately or else I’m gonna die

A girl with dark hair baring her newly enhanced breasts

A girl with dark hair baring her newly enhanced breasts

but seriously though do my boobs look weird or what

Oh, Twitter died? What a shame, while you're here READ OUR COMIC

welcome to bluesky. the rules are simple. post tits, lick slits or get hit

sketchbook page, inks of kpop women in suits among flowers

studies in suit

ahegao to the polls

I’m 10% less crazy now that I’ve gotten laid, I’ll be 50% less crazy after the election tomorrow, and I should be back to normal sanity levels following surgery next week

Breaking: Large protest right now at the Statue of Liberty, calling for ceasefire in Gaza. Over a hundred protesters have taken over the statue’s platform.

I hope that socialists can look at this and think “this is fertile ground to build a social movement” and not “we’re winning”, because I think we’ve got a lot more work to do before we can say the latter

Do you have any favorites? I was just thinking about how much I missed sushi today

15th Century Patronage: “I’m going to hire the most talented artist alive to sculpt the twinks he’s fucking as Bible characters”
21st Century Patronage:
”I’m gonna get the guy who invented Big Mouth Billy Bass to photoshop me and a bunch of Supreme Court justices smoking stogies“

God gives her biggest mainstream media exposure to her most theater-kid-pilled white trans women

For those who were lucky enough to miss out on the post- 9/11 public discourse, this is how it goes: If you are on the Left and have any kind of broad, contextual view of history, you must first begin by apologizing for everything that has ever happened. If you fail in that task, you are a savage.

I’m gonna buy some girl transformers to have as a good luck charm/fidget toy while I’m recovering from bottom surgery/BA 🥰

Elvis Presley: [wildly shooting at his tv]
The girl from The Ring: [falls to the shag carpet, dies]
Me: Thank you for saving my life, Elvis Presley
Elvis Presley: [putting gun away] History will misinterpret this event. But you and I know what happened here. And baby, that's enough

Nelson Mandela wasn’t even Nelson Mandela by their standards

A tweet from pink news above a paused video: Less than 3% of people who do any kind of transition go back or detransition.” A group of liberal gays sat down with a group of conservative gays to discuss gender affirming care.

A ciscussion: a group of cis people talking about trans issues without a trans person present

That’s funny, they called me “Pistols Akimbo” in college

“If Indians starting doing hamas, I’d be like pew pew pew vroOOM blaaam”
”nooooo you’re dooooing it wrong!! Mom, she’s doing it wrong!!!”
If you aren’t going to read about what any of this actually means or talk to a native person, then shut up and give an NDN money, colonizers

@jaketropolis on Twitter: native americans make up something like 3% of americans. what do you think would happen if they started invading american cities and shooting people? why would you want that to happen? QT @scumbelievable: (smug liberal voice) "so you must consider yourself an acceptable target in the event that native Americans started fighting back" Man it'd be a fucking bummer and I'd hide in a hole like a rat to avoid it, but YES

Pictured: white people writing extremely strange fan fiction about what they would do in the Native American zombie apocalypse on Indigenous People’s Day and pretending they’re doing Very Serious Discourse