᧔࿔᧓ Death Army General ᧔࿔᧓

bitch shut up

I hate sports

I know my scales cuz I’m a bass player and I played bassoon for three years but god… everything outside of that… it’s like trying to figure out how two plus two could solve five…

whatever naptime

dr pepper with coconut mmmmmmm

steve irwin said if an animal has acted out it’s NOT the animal’s fault, it’s HIS fault for treating the animal wrong/doing what he’s not meant to. we as humans are capable of AND responsible for kindness, compromise, and problem solving yet we DON’T DO IT!!!! animals don’t know any better than us

animals act purely off instinct when they behave “badly”, it’s literally in their nature to be aggressive when their security is compromised. but humans know better than to act crazy or dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and they fucking do it anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I genuinely do not understand music. I know if notes sound good together when I hear them and if a beat is catchy. but I can not figure out how to make a good track (in any genre) if there were a gun pointed at my head

I want a way to send micro shocks all across my brain that are pleasurable and cleans between every single fold with the press of a button

is my birth control making my titties bigger and that’s why they’re sore or do I have an unhealthy mass… hmm…

My camera roll is full of pictures of you and it’s no wonder; you’re my favourite view.

8 things that happen when you stop drinking alcohol
Number 1: You have way more free time to smoke marijuana.

*mouth all red*: i gotta refill the hummingbird feeder. Something musta got into it

Go look at the moon

Neighbor, that Halloween decoration scares me, an adult. Take it easy

let me look into a human eye; it is better than to gaze into sea or sky; better than to gaze upon God

Sorry I can’t come to your wedding. That’s the weekend I’ve scheduled to blow pet safe bubbles to my kitten.

I’m alone in a hole in the ground
a theater of dogs is still around

pausing between the “I’ve come” part in prison sex is sooooo good I love you tool

calling in an external unit

omg

rosa’s better hurry up with my fucking sopapillas before I unleash the beast

bruh obviously but I’m talking about life

It’s awkward between us: you know what my lips feel like against yours and I’ve mapped the curve of your waist with my fingers. It’s not this shared knowledge that makes it awkward; it’s having had a taste and realising we want so much more.

thank god I’m not the only one who thinks like this

I really fucking hate when people have the mindset that everything is temporary. some things are permanent if you’d stop fucking pushing them away

practice on a no school day insert speed calm gif

sometimes I talk to my male friends and I’m like ohhh yeah. these guys are men

I hate it when people lump me in with my inner circle of close confidants