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The Iron Man movie trilogy is relatable because it’s about a guy trying to find the right charger for his devices.

you gotta burn your Alexa's folks

Joe Rogan should be having a career renaissance as the principal on a high school sitcom. Theo Von should be playing Larry The Cable Guy’s idiot son. These dummies should not be known as deep thinkers and kingmakers.

I contend that if there was still a heathy standup comedian-to-family sitcom star pipeline, society would be in a better place.

Celebrities are pregnant for three years but their children become adults in five.

They say they want someone with experience in Werewolf Romance, but nobody tells you how to GET experience in Werewolf Romance! #Catch22 #LinkedOUT #OpenToWork #WerewolfRomanceStaffingBoost

Doobie Brothers > Meth Pipe Sisters

Overheard a Costco employee say “it’s amazing how calm it gets after the egg rush.”

Hey, you know what? It just occurred to me that Sebastian Stan has actually played TWO New Yorkers turned Russian agents.

You obviously are ignorant of Matt Albie’s writers room at Studio 60 in the post-Wes Mendell era.

Fuck you, terfs!

Can we get him tested? Dude always looks like
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The Chinese could invade Taiwan tomorrow and President Hot Take would be more vocal about an insult directed his way in a Teen Vogue Sabrina Caprenter profile.

Remember how over the last four years some days would go by without you having to hear anything Joe Biden said, and now we’re back with President Hot Take who just won’t shut the fuck up?

All I can really say at this point is if everyone isn't watching how trans people have lost basic rights and protections on a scale that hasn't been seen in decades in the span of 72 hours and realizing that even if you aren't trans there's nothing stopping it from happening to you, you're a fool

every band I liked 20 years ago on reunion tour

Screen shot of Garfield smiling and pointing at a projector screen. Text has been added to the screen reading All engagement is good engagement for the companies that profit from it and that includes hate-watching, quote-dunking, and ironic use and circulation of generative AI.

Whoa he’s right

America’s shitty stepfather has moved back in.

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I don’t care who else is in it, but please make this costume canon

I feel that examples of Knuckleheads-to-Chill Guy should be studied and celebrated. Besides The Beastie Boys and Jimmy Kimmel, who else is there?

The new iPhone update is such a disappointing failure I wouldn’t be surprised if David Plouffe @dplouffe.bsky.social was an advisor on it.

Wicked was an enjoyable movie, except for how much they said “shiz.”

I know we don’t have a say in the matter, but I hope that whatever pandemic the incoming Trump administration incompetently lets spread, is one where I can make use of my 2020-era hand sanitizer backstock.

Savage burn over on Twitter:

Stay alive till Soup For My Family Sunday

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When a streaming show ends its season on a three year cliffhanger: