Alfie Allen looking at his sister Lilyโs new album; โIn hindsight, I got off quite lightly actually.โ
03.11.2025 19:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@beakachu.bsky.social
Comedy writer, performs when coerced. Friday Night Comedy, Horrible Histories etc. David Nobbs Memorial Trust winner 2023.
Alfie Allen looking at his sister Lilyโs new album; โIn hindsight, I got off quite lightly actually.โ
03.11.2025 19:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me: how could be not tell I was flirting?
Also me: did you know William the Conquerorโs corpse was so bloated that his body exploded at the funeral?
Angela Rayner owes Mandelson all of the pints, just sayinโ.
11.09.2025 17:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thrilled to have been lead writer on this cracker of an episode with the phenomenal @beakachu.bsky.social
Get it listened to the now!
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
@agarrickwright.bsky.social
11.06.2025 16:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Alex and I are very please to launch our PWYW script and treatment service!
Competitions can be hard to crack, reading the same script over and over can make your eyes cross, let us help! ๐
bonnieandclydeside.com/services/
@agarrickwright.bsky.social
#writing #screenwriting #tv #radio
Whoever is saying White Lotus is the funniest and most interesting Jason Issac has been - clearly never seen Death of Stalin.
08.04.2025 11:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I've made the 300 mile trip to Edinburgh and I am DYING to talk about writing gags with @beakachu.bsky.social and @humourmill.bsky.social
If you want to find out which radio show will say 'bawbag' on air, well we'll tell you. Book now!
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-to...
Meme of Mon Mothma from Star Wars with the caption "Many Bothans were inadvertently added to a Signal group chat to bring us this information"
25.03.2025 17:13 โ ๐ 1172 ๐ 249 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 5Definitely addicted to Instagram, getting cravings to re-download the app so bad Iโve ripped the gel off my nails. ๐ฌ
25.03.2025 21:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's true! If you want to learn how to write topical comedy, only we have the answers!*
Guaranteed**
*Not a guarantee
**Cannot stress this enough, not a guarantee
Hey, comedy people of Edinburgh! Check this out!
Then buy this: www.eventbrite.com/e/writing-to...
There are still tickets on sale for this fantastic workshop on topical comedy, with me and @beakachu.bsky.social, hosted by @humourmill.bsky.social
If you want to break into writing gags about everything current, this is a good place to start. Book now!
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-to...
Thanks Liam! โบ๏ธ
18.03.2025 23:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Haha thanks bud!
18.03.2025 23:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0People within commutable distance of Edinburgh!
@agarrickwright.bsky.social and I are doing an in person workshop on topical comedy for @humourmill.bsky.social
All the cool kids are writing it - join us!!
If you're interested in topical comedy, @beakachu.bsky.social and I will be leading this workshop on writing funny gags about the news and current events, courtesy of the fantastic @humourmill.bsky.social!
1500- 1700, 30th March at Monkey Barrel in Edinburgh!
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/writing-to...
Really pleased have been Lead Writer on BBC Radio Scotland's Breaking The News this week with @beakachu.bsky.social
Tonnes of great gags from us, amazing patter, and the perfect thing after a long week of mental news.
#comedy #news #scotland
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Hot take: this is my favourite intro music on any White Lotus series.
27.02.2025 15:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Gals, you donโt need lip fillers! Just regularly burn your lips on a cheese toastie like I do!
15.02.2025 22:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0As a fan of Peep Show and Garden Centres, these emails get very confusing.
11.02.2025 19:35 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Did they do the robot check before signatures could be accepted? Spot all the traffic lights, world leaders!
11.02.2025 18:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Of course the government of the man with the personality of ChatGPT didnโt sign the AI accordsโฆ
11.02.2025 18:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I should actually write stuff on here, I supposeโฆ
11.02.2025 17:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The only reason people think they don't like pineapple on pizza is because Hawaiian pizzas are always made with cheap, shitty ham
05.01.2025 21:55 โ ๐ 72 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 3Every time the ego of right- wing extreminsts causes their own downfall, an angel gets its wings ๐
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
โIโm sorry you feel like Russia shot down your planeโ
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Lovely way to round out the year is seeing @beakachu.bsky.social and myself in the credits of Breaking the Year.
I mean, 2024 is a year that NEEDED broken. Glad we could oblige. Get it watched the now!
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...