Tim Price

A little dweeb with glasses using a laptop

Rained out wedding party in the Highlands

Me with my plastic sword

Accidentally brought a sword to a wedding there once

getty images is short for spaghetti images. it later branched out to other kinds of images

Things That Matter

I like the current ones but I kinda want to get into the original flavor just to be a contrarian.

Everything happens so much

When was the last time you couldn’t get away with opening a speech by saying we were facing uncertainty and watching what was unfolding

It does seem as though war pigs have the power at the moment, but their judgment day may arrive sooner than they expect

For every voter we lose in the suburbs, we’ll pick up two more on the prairie

“States aren’t real,” I say as close my eyes and crash my shitty agenda into the country

There’s no end to the number of leading men of a certain age you can put in cowboy hats and have tend to problems at a ranch that speak to a broader philosophy about the human condition. But that doesn’t mean you have to.

The world needs to come together and tell Taylor Sheridan: enough.

A reminder that Bad Bunny performs in front of the biggest audience on earth in seven days

reading your timeline like

Olympics gremlin

My dog is really into whatever this thing is

Real

If you hear a celeb you didn’t know was British start speaking in their natural accent for the first time you have to say “Uhm Bri’ish” to your partner. It’s a rule

It’s always funny when you see a food video saying it’s Michelin technique like yeah I made this just the way the tire company likes it

Being a new artist and trying to get everyone to sing along with you at the Grammys must feel a lot like walking in on your parents hanging out with their friends and asking them to watch you do the trick you just learned

This makes sense to me

The Mamdani administration is crawling with busytownists, top to bottom

Alex Warren is young Rick Astley’s best-case scenario

Behold! The future of journalism! Axios:

photo i just took at thrift store sign of carved wooden letters spelling "RELAX"

Women hate it when you buy them this

This shit dips like shepherds

Is it? Implicated??

Fellas, is it Christlike to munch?

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Is it direct from the mines?

I'm glad he didn't live to see this