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@mattygx93.bsky.social

He/him Don't be a cunt

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Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez

Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez

Dickhead In Sanchez Jersey Turns Out To Be Mark Sanchez

06.10.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1721    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 16

Is that a divot fixer?

03.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"...essentially unchanged million..." lol wut?

30.09.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you've never been, Valley of Fire is amazing and just outside Vegas.

23.09.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was in a 6.1 in Tokyo. The hotel swaying was wild.

23.09.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bwahahaha!!!!!

18.09.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd give her a wide berth; her kids probably aren't vaccinated.

09.09.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm such a sunk cost fallacy girly.

04.09.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.09.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, he was headin' for bear, on 'I-1-0, 'bout a mile out Shakey Town

04.09.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Why do news anchors all sound the same? | NEWS WORDS
YouTube video by Words Unravelled with RobWords and Jess Zafarris Why do news anchors all sound the same? | NEWS WORDS

The Netflix show The Diplomat talked about Chatham House Rules. @robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social

20.08.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@dfahnz.bsky.social Taskmaster Junior Host

18.08.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are we sure Putin isn't D.B. Cooper?

14.08.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't get to use it very often, but still one of my favorites.

5 port usb powered switch

Advanced Diagnostic Engineer

14.08.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#tacopedo

13.08.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TACO!

12.08.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@hoe.wiki

07.08.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Airline Announcements | George Carlin | Jammin' In New York (1992)
YouTube video by Official George Carlin Airline Announcements | George Carlin | Jammin' In New York (1992)

In honor of the newest episode of Words Unraveled (why isn't there an account for the show? @robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social ), my favorite George Carlin bit about Airline Announcements.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1kK...

07.08.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I watched the movie Fools Gold on a plane and the cut the scene when the characters crash into the ocean.

04.08.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It sounds too much like petrified or petro.

03.08.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I kept hearing @jesszafarris.bsky.social say this the other day and I had no idea wtf she was talking about. Now I get it. The context just didn’t make sense for me. I needed to see it spelled.

03.08.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#taco

31.07.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that South Carolina?

29.07.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@ryanbenk.bsky.social

27.07.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

((Hugs)) to all

27.07.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is one dog taking a solo trip usually a vet visit?

27.07.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, I missed the Canadian part.

24.07.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZlL...

22.07.2025 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard a conspiracy theory that CC's injuries haven't been real and it's about making a point. I believe it a little more each day. If one player not playing decreases the viewership of the whole league by 50% maybe you should make sure she isn't getting unfairly beat up on the court.

17.07.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this is where I trot out that you can't get what we call Mexican coke in Mexico. Their coke is required to have at least 30% of the sugar replaced with no calorie substitues.

17.07.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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