TurtleSquared

A charmin “forever roll” of toilet paper that looks like a damn piece of furniture

The fuckin bears did it. They built the toilet paper MOAB

I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me.

I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.

This deal to reopen the government is fucking disgraceful.

Tens of millions will lose their healthcare. Trump will be emboldened.

This is exactly what’s wrong with Democratic Party leadership and why we need more people in Congress who will actually hold the line.

In “Of Boys and Men,” Reeves, a fellow at the Brookings Institution, draws on the work of the late British sociologist Geoff Dench, who posited that the “fundamental weakness of feminist analysis” is its failure “to see that men may need the status of the main provider role to give them a sufficient reason to become fully involved, and stay involved, in the longer-term draggy business of family life.” And Reeves co-signs the supply-side economist George Gilder’s hypothesis that, once wives become “both provider and procreator,” their husbands become “exiles” in their own homes. Reeves mostly rejects Gilder and Dench’s line of revanchist patriarchy, but he credits them for correctly diagnosing “the dangers of anomie and detachment among men stripped of their traditional role.” In an age when two out of every five households have a female primary breadwinner, no one seems to know “what fathers are for,”

every time one of these wastrel losers opens their mouth to whine and wheedle that men simply naturally "need" to be the boss of women and fathers simply "need" to be the masters of the home it only further convinces me that capital-F Fathers and Fatherhood must be totally abolished as a concept.

okay, so, with Dems successfully keeping anyone up in 2026 for voting for this turd let's take a look at who's up in 2026 anyway:

1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.

2026 Primary thread!

Stop patting senators on the head unless they are calling for schumer's removal. Everything else is just in the script

Wait my Twitter account has a banger lemme just repost it

God, a thousand times this.

That's the thing with dopamine being tied to task initiation - there's a set of gears that won't - CAN'T - engage in my brain, but none of my problems are with analysis.

I can be fully aware of all the necessary steps, and stressing about starting, and just... not.

this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam

me eating a Kit

“Hey! I’m transitionin’ here!”

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one

A pair of silver aluminum barbecue tongs on a white background .

everyone automatically clacks these twice upon picking them up because deep down we all know we’re crabs

"If any of you can hear me from under the bus I threw you under, I said it's your turn to say sorry."

I AM MARY PUPPINS THE ELKHOUND. I AM DESCENT FROM WOLF. BEHOLD MY AWOO.

Photo of me with a huge key hanging around my neck while I smile and give a thumbs up ☺️👍🔑

Close up photo of the huge key that was given to me as my conference badge.... It's awesome!

Made a one day stop in Central Illinois to speak at #BSidesPeoria

Big thanks to them and to @bradleyupolisci.bsky.social for having me here!

And that keynote speaker badge.... WOW! 😲🔑

The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, he said

Damn this is brutal
www.washingtonpost.com/books/2025/1...

cover for the west wing altered to say the remaining wing

Only perfect candidates off the harvard law conveyor belt pls, highly disciplined, all boxes checked, well liked and humble, absolutely no spiritual connection to having a physical body except for severe IBS, volunteered at a soup kitchen in high school, signs email "cheers," etc.

“Let him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible

"i'm afraid to start HRT because it might be taken away"

they've already taken it away from you by making you afraid they will

make the appointment

It is honestly freaking me out a bit that we have to draw this line AND that we're getting pushback on it