Katie Magni

Guards have the tigers on a leash #guardsball

a roomba the size of a zamboni could fix my house

"From Roasted to Blackened: A Story of Caulifailure"

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

god sends the greasiest pizza slices to his whitest tshirts

Red and yellow tulip in bloom

Yellow narcissus blooming

Yellow daffodil blooming

Violets blooming amid the grass

And more:

Bleeding heart flower bush in bloom

Magenta Rhododendron in bloom

Yellow and red tulip in bloom

Many white and orange daffodils in bloom

What brings me joy in this season of life: seeing the perennials I planted last year bloom. Scenes from my Ohio flower beds

me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

A big part of the problem is stupid people have been convinced by rich people that AI is God, when AI is closer to an automatic dog food dispenser.

It's truly amazing what a 70° day in March will do to a community

“Illegal immigrant” was their first success.

Now comes
“Illegal boycott”
“Illegal protest”
“Illegal votes”
“Illegal posts”

Until the “illegal” is you. #3E

South African car salesman tells U.S. Senator, American astronaut and U.S. Navy captain: "You are a traitor"

I actually think we need to keep the comments at a maximum ❤️

In the span of 5 minutes driving on the turnpike I saw three people staring, balls deep in their phone while they're driving 75 mph. What the actual fuck is wrong with people. One of them was driving a semi.

@repmarcykaptur.bsky.social I am one of your constituents in Toledo Ohio. I voted for you in this past election because I thought you would work for people like me in Washington. Your vote to censure rep. Al Green today was shameful and cowardly.

All the news organizations going on about the legality of certain Trump administration actions ... Y'all. The man is a convicted felon. When has he ever cared about legality. It's time to begin a new narrative.

NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

Conspiracists are about to get a dose of reality Antivaxers, cranks and fantasists thrive in safe, stable societies but the days of consequence-free idiocy may be ending

www.thetimes.com/article/b3bb...

"One of the less frequently noticed luxuries of the postwar liberal order was the licence to be a fool ... those who imagine themselves the most fearless critics of modern civilisation are often its most coddled children. "
Excellent opinion piece.

Image of a grey sock with a large hole mended with blue yarn.

Image of a large hole in a grey sock mended with blue yarn.

Recently learned how to do visible mending. It is so satisfying making things while again and not worrying about perfection, just functionality.

Yep…

Shocking take from a Pisces

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

It’s 2036: your neuralink chip plays an ad for colloidal silver supplements to fight Horse Flu before pushing you the notification that a fire hurricane could be hitting the United States. You can’t narrow down the impact path until you refill your Trump coin prime wallet.

Cats are extinct.

Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

DJT was just asked by reporters what he thinks of the new Time Magazine cover.

Headed into the weekend, a gentle reminder that this whirlwind is specifically designed to make us feel exhausted, overwhelmed, resigned, & sapped of energy, and that it is more important now than ever to connect with your community. Hug your family, check on your friends, walk in your neighborhood.

Old lady with a walker muttering about how the government has checks and balances. Younger woman guiding her and saying “let’s get you back to 2015 Grandma.”

I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls