Casablanca X - Return to Casablanca again

If only there was a language that could condense that down into a single snappy accurate word!

Strong arguments for why shorts should be VAT exempt

Joe Marler?

You’ll need more than one headline policy if you’re hoping to make it to Home Secretary I’m afraid.

Converting cups and tablespoons into ml

It’s fine because they helpfully got Gove, Young and Anderson to fill in the gaps in case some of their readers didn’t immediately assume he completely agreed with DMs current position.

When they zig, you zag.

“- Lawyer for the pigs”

Entire first chapter structured to briefly mislead the reader into thinking you have utter distain for South Australia police force?

Latter day Jonathan Creek?

Straight onto Rightmove for the “Bridge underpasses to rent”

Of course!

I’m at a loss, help a brother out?

And the table isn’t even round…

Just watch out for the ones hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride

If you didn’t automatically say please and thank you when using an Alexa or ChatGPT, do you think you would? Do you do it when you do a Google search? Or is it the conversation side that elicits it? Seems tricky to differentiate some machines and AI from others.

The ones with 100% tariffs and the Penguins?

#bot - no way a human comes up with something so unachievable, 100% AI slop

Has The Onion got a case for theft as they’ve definitely stolen a headline from you

Risk registers should definitely be a second date topic, don’t spill all the beans on day one

A midweek takeaway was the preserve of birthdays and unplanned power cuts.

Frank Spencer?

If the angry can of tango gets his way, they’ll have an Applebee’s and 4 Dunkin’s by the end of next year along with that big slice of freedom that comes from being occupied

Well well well, look who’s the nerd overstaying at a shit house party now

Presumably, everyone else is also having to make this choice and therefore it’s likely going to cause a huge shortage of food. Has anyone thought of the trade implications of this? Smells like a near future Sci-Fi novel to me, anyone know an author?!

They won’t stop until he conquers the London 2012 Canoe Slalom course in a tin bath

“8 is a lot of legs David”