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Steve Harris

@servicewash.bsky.social

Sod off. ๐Ÿฆ‹

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19.02.2026 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Around 1990, I worked in The Bull Pub, Romford Market. 6 deep at the bar on a Sat lunch. I'd pull 8 Guinness from 2 pumps in 2 bars in one go. Each pint sat on top of an upturned glass, single pour. Pull 2, leave, next bar, pull 2, leave, back to 1st bar, stop, pull 2, leave, back etc. All perfect.

10.02.2026 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To score a โ€œperfect hat-trick,โ€ the player has to score with their left foot, right foot, and head in a single match.

08.02.2026 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mint sauce is more vinegarey. Jelly is more jellyey and sweeter.

08.02.2026 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I meant the sauce. Not the jelly. But either are fine.

08.02.2026 08:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Try Westworld. Same author. Same premise. Different foe. If Michael Crichton was alive today, he might write a book about an AI themepark.

08.02.2026 08:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Try butter and mint sauce. You'll thank me later.

08.02.2026 08:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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YouTube video by Kermode and Mayo's Take Mark Kermode reviews Melania

@kermodemovie.bsky.social I don't usually watch reviews, but... youtu.be/DTyUni8dbkE/ is wonderful.

06.02.2026 07:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And outside the venue, there were the guys selling fake tee shirts on the pavement (in the UK). If you waited until after the gig, they would be so desperate to sell them, so they would be really cheap.

01.02.2026 09:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And, on the day, you could decide to go, and get a ticket on the door!

01.02.2026 09:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or thrown up properly. It's never more than a mouthful.

28.01.2026 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Last Train Times & Timetables for all London Underground Lines REALLY EASY ACCESS to the last train times & timetables you need. timetables for all London Underground & Overground train/tube lines & stations.

I thought the same thing, except I was more concerned about missing the last tube home after a night out. So 25 years ago, I built a website to help... lasttrain.co.uk. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜.

27.01.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep. They used to be (still are, but rarely) spooned out of the big jar and dropped into a bag of salt and vinegar crisps.

22.01.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I found one once. It was for the best newcomer Do you want it? It's up in my loft somewhere. @herring1967.bsky.social

16.01.2026 07:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The one at my children's school has not worked for 10 years, since the day my eldest started. I still look at it every day in hope. But still, at least the playground is now full things for them to play with, so that they no longer need to use their imagination to have fun. Arseholes.

03.01.2026 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do what you love. The rest will follow!

02.01.2026 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still build websites. Smaller clients though.

02.01.2026 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I made sites for loads of similar calibre companies, back then.

02.01.2026 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep. Before the film is released in the UK, we were instructed to make a site for the film. Sometimes a big site, sometimes a smaller microsite (half a dozen pages ish). Text and images are all supplied by Disney.

02.01.2026 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It sounds more impressive than it actually is. You are usually in a team. In those days, only big companies had websites. So every site you worked on was interesting. The local builder didn't have a website. Disney had loads. I worked for a website design company.

02.01.2026 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I designed and built the UK website for Dinosaur. We made things move and added sounds using Flash. You could hear me panting for the character Url, on his page. Fun times. ๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿฆ•

02.01.2026 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@grokofshit.bsky.social ๐Ÿ‘ˆ ๐Ÿ˜

02.01.2026 09:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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24.12.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Viz top tips (I think) says: start in the middle. If it's shit, when finished, you've not wasted much time. If it's good, you've got a load more good stuff to read.

13.12.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get a hard drive video recorder. Schedule & record the things you like. Only watch recordings. Skip adverts. Win-win!

12.12.2025 08:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's there on Wednesdays, between 2pm and 3.15pm. But not if he has to take his daughter to Karate.

03.12.2025 20:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

51.654397,0.053569 is where you can find the bridge.

03.12.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The same location, today.

03.12.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are actually called 'powered move the leaves, to make it someone else's problem, blowers'.

26.11.2025 09:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bat - Wikipedia

The second largest order of mammals, after rodents, are bats that comprise about 20% of all classified mammal species worldwide en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat

24.11.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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