Matthew A.

Conservative Alpha Males: Proudly terrified of literally everything

She’s definitely AI

If DC is a warzone then why am I as a federal employee who lives and work in the city still required to go into the office 5 days a week?

Reminds me of when my great uncle with Alzheimer’s named the entire 1955 Brooklyn Dodgers lineup but couldn’t remember who I was

Hard no.

These press office tweets are incredible 😂

I’m fully convinced Elon Musk has given someone a check for the Brooklyn Bridge at some point in his life

Having failed to learn the key lesson from last year’s defeat, party leaders are still promoting moderate candidates to run against populist progressives in next year’s elections.

And imperiling Democrats’ chances in 2026.
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I didn’t need to read this at 9am 😂. She has access to the White House!! I hate this timeline we’re stuck in

a man with a beard is standing in front of a red wall and says `` we salute your courage and your sacrifice '' ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a red wall and says `` we salute your courage and your sacrifice ''

He looks like a dollar Donald Sutherland in the Hunger Games

Oh that’s how you pronounce her name!

Dude I was just about to eat now I’ve lost my appetite 😂

The only thing I wanted to liberated from is MAGA

Kids walk to school by themselves to in my neighborhood. Is there anything these supposed tough guys aren’t scared shitless of?

I’m sick of living in a world where we have to play make-believe that there are any meaningful ideas on the right. These are deeply unserious people, and anyone who thinks there’s any reasonable middle ground with them already has clown makeup on.

They’re writing South Park’s new season themselves

I’d love for a reporter to ask him to name all of his kids

I take SNRIs (had an uncommon but unpleasant side effect from SSRIs) and they saved my life. I literally fight someone who tries to get in the way of me getting my meds

Hegseth has the “don’t look drunk” stance going

I live in DC. I’ll consider it liberated when these fucking assholes are far away from it and not a moment sooner

I was never indoctrinated in undergrad or grad school. I learned critical thinking skills that saved me from my libertarian phase

There’s more evidence of Bigfoot than this bullshit. They’re so desperate to distract from Epstein and the economy

I’m 34 and I’ve never been able to afford a trip to Vegas 😂. Would I like to go there? Sure. More worried about my rent and groceries though (and student loans but I’ve just given up hope on that one)

They used to put people in stocks and throw tomatoes at them for saying shit like this

Maxwell: “I don’t have my glasses. What does that part of the script say?”
Blanche: “Donald Trump is completely innocent and really good looking.”

And the board still gave him a $29 billion stock award. They refuse to accept that he’s their primary problem. I wouldn’t buy a Tesla if I thought he’d even make one penny from it

Oh this outta be good. I hope Bondi gets disbarred when all this is finally over. Prosecution would also be nice but I’d put money on Trump issuing blanket pardons for everyone in this regime

“Trump did not cite specific evidence backing the allegations”. You don’t even have to say that. The seismic shock of him ever presenting evidence on any given topic would stop the rotation of the Earth

$29 billion for a guy who single handily destroyed the company’s brand. What a joke

As they say, the sun shines on a sleeping dog’s ass every once in a while