Matthew A.

“Oops, we brutally murdered and dismembered someone by accident” is quite a defense. Fucking psychopath

A Trump-appointed judge called the Texas maps racist. I wouldn’t call that a good sign for the GOP

Oh my god he looks more inhuman than normal. That’s nightmare fuel. It’s like seeing Joffrey Baratheon happy

It’s just so disrespectful and classless even by his standards. Like who speaks to another person like that? Anyone else would lose their job if they said that in their workplace. For Trump it’s just Monday

Yeah I think he was banking on the Senate making amendments to stall the bill. My guess is that was part of the calculation when Johnson and Trump pulled a 180 on their position thinking they’d get some political cover for giving their blessing

I’ve been reading about how Mike Johnson expected it to stall in the Senate due to amendments that Thune never committed to. I wonder if Johnson and Trump were counting on that and that’s why they did the 180. Now Trump has no one else to blame if he holds it up for any reason

Narrator: They didn’t because it’s Pam Bondi and Donald Trump

That’s uh, that’s just a bribe. I mean thanks for adding evidence for the impeachment inquiry I guess but that’s about as illegal as it gets

If only this had happened after Jan 6 and Trump’s abysmal pandemic response

Jamal Khashoggi. Say his name.

So we’ll get the official news within the next couple of days that the regime won’t be releasing the files because of the active “investigation” into Clinton?

Stock buybacks should be so regulated that they’re nearly illegal

These people will buy completely made up conspiracy theories about any democrat but Trump literally tells them “this is what I’m going to do” and they’re astonished when he does it

#Felon47 #Krasnov
#LowIQIndividual
#UnredactedFiles

@andertoon.bsky.social

I didn’t watch the debate. Did anyone allege Hillary killed Epstein? That usually Marjorie’s territory but she’s on her rehabilitation tour desperately attempting to salvage her post-MAGA political career

I’m sure the Supreme Court won’t totally fuck us over and okay racial gerrymandering, right? Right?? 🙃

Update: it was Clay Higgins. About as surprising as the sunrise

Even though I’ve completely renounced Bill Maher I always think of his “Donner Party” segment from like 2016 when this comes up. “We will literally eat each other before we give an inch”. I think we should explore this avenue if the Dems fuck up the midterms lol

One democrat was the only no for a minute before they switched yes. I’m curious if someone accidentally tallied it as no or if one dickhead realized they were the only no vote and switched lol. As I say this we have a GOP no. Wonder who that is

Do you guys even need an impeachment inquiry? He’s taking bribes on broad daylight

Trump probably views MBS as a personal hero because of what he did to Khashoggi. Fucking psychopaths

Um DOGE, I found waste, fraud, and abuse

ICE and CBP are criminal organizations. Every last one of them needs to be investigated when this is over. Idc if they were just answering phones at an office. I think it’s entirely appropriate to round them up and put them in their own camps without bail until they’re found guilty or not in court

I would hate to have to spend 10 consecutive seconds with anyone who genuinely finds this funny. It’s Schumer-grade cringe

It can’t be understated how much of a disgusting asshole he is. What a fucking child

He has the nuclear codes 🙃