Chris Carfizzi

Marc Maron is right.

Comedy used to be observational, introspective, and rooted in real emotion, bringing relatability and catharsis to the masses.

Now, it’s protein shakes, peacocking, and pre-pubescent punchlines for clicks.

Must be nice to be a billionaire. You never have to threaten the people directly. You can count on having an army of empty suits like Faber to do it for you on television.

andrew chen of 3sixteen explaining why you may not feel the tariffs yet

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Real question: are there no criminal charges that could be brought under New York State law against child sex trafficking Ghislaine Maxwell such that she does not get released from federal prison after a pardon, but instead can be remanded into custody in New York?

If they act the ability to discern the difference between entertainment and the news, there's no reason why we should trust them with the news.

Thank you!

If your AI really needs to train, it should consider taking out student loans like the rest of us.

For years now the tech world has argued that morality is a hindrance to progress, that ethics and humanism are weakeners that are holding us back from some amorphous Potential. The things they invent are amoral, and will continue to be, as long as we cede control of our future to them.

And if 20 of each of the bridesmaids' friends can give the bridesmaids $100, the bridesmaids can use that to help buy a wedding gift.

This thread contains excerpts from the government’s June 2022 sentencing memorandum in 𝙐𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖 𝙫. 𝙂𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙈𝙖𝙭𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡, No. 20 Cr. 330 (S.D.N.Y.).

Love these women

Awkward moment or a lie being called out in real time?

Seems like we need more English teachers.

ATTN: If you're one of the Treasury employees that handled Epstein's Suspicious Activity Reports, feel free to reach out to me via signal (in my bio). I’ll keep you anonymous- as I have the thousands of current and former federal workers who have sent me tips. Please share this widely. 🙏🏻

an example of all the things included and not included in the BBB/Trump cuts rippling through the country

Dude is good.

One of the lamest ways we're descending into fascism is when a person is ousted for plainly fascist reasons and they write a message like "I am reminded of the wise words of Cicero" instead of going in front of cameras and saying "Holy fucking shit look at this fascist bullshit"

Reality TV continues to produce garbage.

Superman was fantastic. Lots of fun and a great balance of humor and sincerity. The scene that I'm still thinking about is where Lois is interviewing Superman. Superbly written and performed.

WeTransfer just changed their TOS giving themselves permission to train AI on any content you transfer and produce derivative works based on content you transfer that they are allowed to monetize and you are not allowed payment for.

Stop using WeTransfer.

Now that you've finished wasting time on Facebook, you should consider practicing journalism. This is nothing more than gossip.

The man who's opening concentration camps in this country and is talking about taking away people's citizenship is a changed man.

Many news organizations are rooting for fascism in America. There's no other conclusion to draw from garbage like this.

Since the emergence of Trump and the MAGA movement, the corporate media has centered the political discourse primarily on the Trump voters. They're treated as the most important voters in America. So, to me it kinda makes sense that they would move the needle. They're the ones in front of cameras.

Here's my new Sketch: Severance Snape
Directed by Christina Wright

In this Ohio Diner, the locals can agree on what to order and how much to tip. But is the dress white and gold or black and blue? The answer isn't as easy as you might think.

Folds: If we’ve been told our whole lives that we can’t spend money on the arts because they’re not important—then why was taking over the Kennedy Center and the arts the first thing they did?

It is extremely important. It’s the bedrock of self-expression.