The Ryan Hipp™ 🏳️‍🌈

I too hate it when young people appreciate things

I get the point here, but the NYT's been all-in on transphobia for years at this point, it's not like it's a noble institution that's been sullied by this one specific piece. Singal being published there is the culmination of everything the paper's leadership has been doing for a long, long time.

Honestly we should have all known we were in a dangerous global decline as soon as Hollywood struggled to make a new movie about Blade

Shinji and Tōji in that one evangelion episode

I wish the New York Times hated rich pedophiles as much as they hate trans kids.

The sad Oompah Loompah.

Happy Willy Wonka Experience Anniversary to all who are celebrating.

in a nuke-blasted dystopia, the last surviving executive of Sony Pictures uses human ashes to scrawl a picture of Spider-Man on a piece of scrap. “There,” he says, “still got the rights”

"2026 is the year of the horse"

The horse:

N64 had

StarFox 64, Mario 64, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie, Pokémon Stadium 1 + 2, Pokémon Snap, GoldenEye, a slew of Mario Party titles, Paper Mario, Kirby and the Crystal Shards, Cruisin USA, and WaveRacer.

It was pretty fucking good, man.

A headline for an opinion piece at the NYT titled “The Epstein files should never have been released”, written by one Daniel Richman

Sometimes the author’s name is a little too on the nose.

you know, we always suspected the whole reason Leto still had a career despite being box office poison was because he had dirt on some people and welllllll....

Incredible font matching here

Traveling back in time, not to fix anything, just to tell my younger self that in 2026 most tshirts cost 40 fucking dollars

Happy one year anniversary to the evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls
#WillyWonkaExperience

"2026 is the year of the horse"

The horse:

[in court]

your honor, the prosecution is on bullshit

EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY

I like engaging with art because people other than me created it, and I can appreciate the ways it is uniquely their work. Getting home from the office and putting in a prompt to generate me a movie just for me sounds soul crushing.

There's already so many video games, movies, books, tv shows, comics, wrestling matches, sporting events, music, and all manner of hobbies than is possible to experience in a lifetime why do people need AI to generate "the perfectly tailored to me" media?

genuinely so fucking funny kash patel was partying at the olympics almost simultaneously as trump was nearly assassinated by one of his own supporters again

Car Salesman: *slaps hood* “This baby right here—”

Car: *goes kaboomski*

still thinking about how conservatives had their own super bowl halftime show to sing about how they can’t enjoy doing normal things during their day because thoughts of children’s genitals not matching their clothing presentation absolutely consume them

Anyone who ever thought conservatives were "protecting women's sports" did not understand that conservatives actually loathe women's sports.

Me: I got that frog in me
Friend: don’t you mean do-
Me: *begins aggressively expanding throat sac*

I've been through the desert on a

and i just sawr two in the wild in the last week why are they still out there

given the Type Of Guy who tends to buy this sort of thing, I'm not complaining

these people treat being called racist like it is a slur, and treat slurs like they're mere differences of opinion