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Neo Turf Masters with the Persona 5 combat menu options.

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I found these two Neo Turf Masters memes in my memories.

Awful, sorry to hear it!

Tbf to her, the trolling does seem to be a two-way street

I’ve had a UTI spread, uh, downwards before. Also not fun.

@pattheflip.bsky.social if my fifteen-year-old wants to pick up a GG as their first fighting game, which should they start with?

I got a Boner

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a darkly lit engineering near the warp core. Worf is in uniform and walking alongside the cute lil safety railing. He looks focused and intense. Closed caption reads, "Living among these humans has sucked."

We’re rich, rich like astronauts

The other one, Borges, is the one that posts on social media.

Weirdly I also did this yesterday and for like the first third I was like okay this is good, maybe not transcendent good though and then it started hitting hard. In a weird way I think it works in its favor.

Our clamoring furore only increases

Wait it was named Gabbo I think

o7

Now I can only think of the Zabbo puppet from the Simpsons

Good to see Mayor Pete following Gavin’s lead on the dangers of the transes in sports, I was almost thinking he was okay.

There is a specific psychosis to QA where you can observe something happening the same way a dozen times, every time, and then just one person says “really?!?” when you report it and then it feels like you must have been gaslighting yourself.

reading telegrams from the front but pronouncing “stop” like I’m flirting

What’s up dude

Is 8:44am too early for Rush? Trader Joe’s thinks not.