froggy

thanks bud! on March 5th, 1770, British troops fired into a crowd in Boston, killing five, but i'm sure everyone would have loved having you there to piss and shit in your pants and try to give up before the actual event has even taken place

less than two months ago, Nepalese state forces fired on a protest, killing 19 people. would you like to know what happened next?

as a woke leftist, they own me so hard

watch the Big Short and you'll come away with the unavoidable sense that that's what we should have done the first time

"hide the pain harold" stock image guy

"the lefty host" sure Jan

Elagabalus, maybe. seems to me like any monarch who's ever tried this puts a 1-2 year clock on themselves before they get assassinated or deposed

lately i've been rocking a 1/4 tonic solution (7.5 g NaCl, 0.3 g KCl, 1.1 g CaCitrate, 0.2 g MgCitrate, and 0.8 Glucose in a gallon of water), and not only is it tasteless and refreshing in kind of a balanced way, it provides a reasonable facsimile of drinking the watered-down blood of one's enemies

one of my favorite NL isms is flipping an invisible coin in his head to determine whether he says "don't get it twisted" or "get it twisted," and it is that 50/50 twisted mix-up energy the pitchers should bring into today's game.

Chotiner has killed and must kill again

our opponent will see this show of good faith and resign rather than win in such a debased fashion. what do you mean i'm playing for the other team?

a kind of wage that would be sort of the minimum you could legally pay people, perhaps

ah eto bleh

me when i wear the infamous symbol of the Nazi 3rd SS Panzer Division for almost two decades, and then people yell at me for it and people in my campaign start resigning

feels like he's clocked that this is a dead end movement and he's trying to prepare for whatever comes after. hate to hand it to the guy

i pray that when the most coddled people on Earth experience hunger, that will do something. anything.

you're right and you should say it

i went through this frame by frame and laughed until i cried. magnificent

oh man he's fucking seething

i believe he did jack off that horse.

he actually did say that, although opinions are mixed on whether he actually did it after

your thesis is that people can only run for office in the place of their birth. why?

fucked up we even used CRISPR to cross envelopes and corn to begin with

counter-proposal: it works because of witchcraft. i am a professional scientist and i endorse this message.

they already did this! it was called Yik Yak and it sucked!!

anything can be a vinegar if you put sugar in it and let it sit out for a while. massive potential in this space

slept so long last night, when i made my morning Earl Grey he told me he's a Duke

i hate paradoxical reaction, all my homies hate paradoxical reaction

is that fucking Gianmarco from Dropout