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Software engineer based in Birmingham, UK. I help machines cut metal. Raised in Boro. Runner, always trying to get better at it. He/him πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

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A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)

A highland cow having a little nap on a boulder on Dartmoor (ok, it was actually scratching its head)

Highland cattle are famous for their ability to "disco nap". Normally these brief, efficient sleeps will last between three and twenty minutes, deploying a variety of objects as pillows, including moorland boulders, cars or any particularly large dog or sheep who happens to be nearby.

08.10.2025 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 910    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 62

I didn't realise until just now, but today I reached the arbitrary milestone of 350 parkruns. 301 at @cannonhparkrun.bsky.social

27.09.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Talented Mr Ripley, yesterday at Birmingham Rep. Clever production, a brilliant performance from Ed McVey as Tom Ripley.

27.09.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Program for Abigail's Party.

Program for Abigail's Party.

A fantastic production of Abigail's Party at @crescenttheatre.bsky.social

Hilariously funny, but you feel all the frustrations simmering away, the constant jostling for status and the pain

19.09.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is incredible!

09.09.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me (middle aged man in glasses) in a blue running vest that says "Birmingham Swifts".

Me (middle aged man in glasses) in a blue running vest that says "Birmingham Swifts".

Today was my 300th parkrun at Cannon Hill.

06.09.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

never trust a unit test that passes on the first try

14.08.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 215    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 2

Every book in Planetfall is challenging, and left me thinking about them for days after finishing them. Each one is fantastic, and all very different, filling in a bit more of the world. The characters are really well realised throughout the sequence.

09.08.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I came across "Redshirts", absolutely loved it, read and enjoyed bunch of other stuff. Eventually came across you on twitter "organically" and followed, but actively looked for you here.

13.06.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have clad myself *completely* in green today, from head to toe like some kind of corporate forest spirit. Green shirt, green trousers, green sweater. Even green shoes. I really like green, but on reflection this is a bit much.

27.05.2025 08:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me, posing with pudsey bear. I'm in running kit, swirly yellow shorts, white trainers, orange cap and maroon hoody.

Me, posing with pudsey bear. I'm in running kit, swirly yellow shorts, white trainers, orange cap and maroon hoody.

Me, posed on the Manchester waterfront. I'm a middle aged white male wearing an orange cap, glasses, maroon hoody.

Me, posed on the Manchester waterfront. I'm a middle aged white male wearing an orange cap, glasses, maroon hoody.

Me holding my medal. I'm in a blue running vest that says "Birmingham Swifts".

Me holding my medal. I'm in a blue running vest that says "Birmingham Swifts".

Me holding my medal. Orange cap, blue running vest with orange diagonal stripe saying "Birmingham Swifts". It's a sunny day with blue skies.

Me holding my medal. Orange cap, blue running vest with orange diagonal stripe saying "Birmingham Swifts". It's a sunny day with blue skies.

Manchester marathon yesterday was tough! It was very warm by the end, and I got cramp from around 36km but I managed to get a PR by the skin of my teeth. The people of Manchester were absolute stars, supportive and so generous.

28.04.2025 09:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Group of runners, mostly smiling.

Group of runners, mostly smiling.

Final long run before Manchester. Thanks everyone, the company really helped along the way.

20.04.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Me, a man in glasses wearing a blue hoody and a pink hi viz vest. There's a reservoir in the background.

Me, a man in glasses wearing a blue hoody and a pink hi viz vest. There's a reservoir in the background.

Blue sky with some clouds, sunlight reflected in the water. Trees silhouetted against the sky.

Blue sky with some clouds, sunlight reflected in the water. Trees silhouetted against the sky.

Swan in the water

Swan in the water

Beautiful morning at Edgbaston Reservoir. Celebrating a decade of running parkrun by marshaling, and with cake and chocolates.

Saving the legs for 32km run tomorrow. Ulp.

05.04.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the 5k app, with a parkrun birthday of 4th April 2015.

Screenshot of the 5k app, with a parkrun birthday of 4th April 2015.

Today it's 10 years since I rocked up to Cannon Hill Park and did my first ever parkrun. I thought I'd only do one, as a stepping stone in 10k training. Something just clicked with it, since I've done it another 329 times since. I'll celebrate tomorrow marshaling at Edgbaston Reservoir.

04.04.2025 08:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Group of 11 runners sitting and standing by the Black Sabbath Bridge in Birmingham. It's a sunny day with blue skies.

Group of 11 runners sitting and standing by the Black Sabbath Bridge in Birmingham. It's a sunny day with blue skies.

Today's long training run was pretty tough. 30k, but it was the last 5k at tempo that took everything I had. Hoping it helps when I need to dig deep at the end.

Roughly one month to go, now.

30.03.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The maths of parkrun Bingo parkrun Bingo is perhaps the silliest of all the parkrun challenges. In this blog, we look at the maths behind the challenge and provide…

I finally completed stopwatch bingo at Parkrun today.

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29.03.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's great!

17.03.2025 09:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I use it when I go into the office which is nearby. I don't like using it in the dark, especially in winter - the surface is quite poor and there are piles of leaves potentially hiding potholes. I was surprised when it was made permanent last year that it wasn't resurfaced.

17.03.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well deserved congratulations!

14.03.2025 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds delicious!

13.03.2025 12:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are so bad at understanding invisible disabilities even exist, it must be awful. I'm sure your kids know they are loved and cherished.

12.03.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm really very sorry to hear that. So many people lost so much to that virus.

12.03.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Five years ago today we were told to work from home for two weeks. It was slightly more than two years before we went back to the office.

09.03.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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28km training run for Manchester Marathon today. It was an absolutely beautiful day, but really glad to have had running buddies to keep me going when it got tough. Half way through the training now.

02.03.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dunno why, but The Algorithm (peace be upon it) has decided that A City on Mars is half-price: www.amazon.com/City-Mars-se...

17.02.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2
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Tyneside flat - Wikipedia

Newcastle has lots and lots of "Tyneside Flats", though I think each flat has its own door.

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13.02.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.

01.02.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 15852    πŸ” 3379    πŸ’¬ 308    πŸ“Œ 197

The first computer I had. It taught me a lot.

30.01.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, that's a very useful thread.

04.01.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is such sad news. I also greatly loved "Small World" and the others in the trilogy (I wonder if I was even influenced in my eventual move to "Rummidge" by the campus trilogy).

03.01.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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