Cupcake Girl (Taylor's Version)

Bath time. Missy holds her tongue out as she washes her ears with her wet paw.

Don’t forget to wash behind your ears.

Went to check on Dandy during the overnight shift and she was hiding. Refused to come out.

And then I was scolded when I got home this morning.

I don’t think she likes to be alone.

Apologies were offered in the standard format as laid out in her contract.

Also pls stop with the "it's JUST a concert" "it's JUST a tour she'll do another" no it's not, and not like this she won't

New pet peeve: seeing a post like "so how do you get past the pain of missing the Eras Tour?" and a bunch of replies are like "well I don't like live shows anyway so I didn't miss out on much" like... thanks, that's helpful 🙄 if you didn't even want to go you're not the one I was asking anyway

Bernoulli is standing in front of a snow drift that has formed icicles.

Iciclenoulli

A gray tabby cat gently chewing on a finger while lying on its back.

NOMNOMNOM

a solid black dachshund puppy sits on some white carpet and looks up at the camera. the pup’s fur and the photo’s contrast combine to make it impossible to see any distinguishing features of the puppy’s body; he’s just one little vantablack splotch in the middle of the frame. only his little brown eyes sparkle with a few reflections of the light around him.

This is Tux. He is the cutest black hole we have ever seen. And we thought you should see him too. 12/10

Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.

Beautiful bobtail cat at her chemo session is clearly unhappy about the mention of her slight weight gain.

Chemo day! “You’re doing great.” “We are so proud of you.” “You look amazing.” “Your bloodwork is awesome.”

“Now about that weight you’ve gained.”

Can’t a girl just enjoy her Churu? 😹😹

A young gray tabby cat lying on a wooden chair.

baby Cheesecake

< Messages Bernoulli Hey I heard you wanted to ask someone to be your Valentine what if she says no Why would she say no? oh she's way out of my league What? No way! she's way smarter and more clever than me That doesn't matter. what? it doesn't? Dadguy got Mommyfav somehow and he's a couple chromosomes off being an orangutan she's also older than me so is Mommyfav to Dadguy so what do I have? Like Dadguy you have charm and make people laugh

< Messages Mommyfav Hey I was mislead What are you talking about puppy-puppy? I was to be given a moose thigh Nobody ever said that We went to the vet guy and he said I was having an MRT Ok, that's true. Wait. No. What's an MRT A Moose Roasted Thigh You were given an MRI What the heck food is roasted that started with l No it's a Magnetic Resonance Imaging Well you can't eat that Nobody said you could eat anything Now I want a MR Thigh

< Messages Dadguy Hey big guy, how are you feeling? I feel great, let's go for a snow adventure What? No, you can't, you're on rest to heal your slipped disc How come you guys get to slip a disc and nothing bad happens What are you talking about If I slip a disc, my neck gets all screwed up, but you slip a disc and it's fun for hours Are you talking about sledding Yes, totally unfair you get to do that and I'm injured Oh you obviously haven't seen me crash while slipping a disc You can slip a disc while slipping a disc Actually yes

< Messages Ginger Hey thanks for spending time with me If you tell the other dogs I'll put tape on your back Where you can't reach it No, while my injury is healing it's just nice to have company Well you are actually pretty fun. Oh yeah, that car drove in to deliver a package You barked at them said you'd rip their faces off if they got too close to the house I'm sorry. That was totally uncalled for. The drugs are making me loopy. No, no. I like crazy Bunsen. I can't wait to see who you threaten tomorrow You are a bad influence You are under the influence

During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!

Good morning #CatsOfBluesky I hope you have a fantastic #CatBoxSunday

@piperformissouri sharing an image that says: I know people who voted for him because of higher grocery prices and now they are posting memes saying it is patriotic to pay higher grocery prices...

I don't think high prices were the main issue. hurting immigrants, trans people, people of color, and women was the point

All the sisters are in the TTPD aesthetic to celebrate Poet's grammys day!
🥹🤍✨️

apparently the groundhog saw his shadown and 6 more weeks of winter is inevitable, but I'm not complaining because that means 6 more weeks of prime evermore listening season

and she better win, one of her best music videos of all time

You expect a girl to smile when she’s only had 14 hours of sleep and two breakfasts? Snack and nap will turn my frown upside down. 😼💚

Dandy was quick to remind me that since I worked a double, she can have a Churu, as per our conversation last night.

Off to sleep now. I’m leaving you guys in charge, make sure the world is still here when I wake up or I’ll be very cross.

An orange kitten lying on an Overlook Hotel bath mat looks forlornly at the camera. She appears to be in deep thought of the ramifications of late stage capitalism on the likely disheveled man taking the picture.

Dandy was trying very hard to convince to skip the second half of this double tonight.

I had to explain that I trade my time to the hotel for money, and that money for Churu.

I’m now worried she may insist I work more doubles…

Taylor Swift in her midnights body suiting wearing a light pink karma jacket (fringe jacket) standing with the microphone to her mouth and her hand waving through the air expressively as if mid-lyric.

i think about the light pink karma jacket constantly

Two cats, Fishtopher and Mr Lover, sitting side-by-side. Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, sits on the left and faces the camera. His tail curls to the right, towards Mr Lover. Mr Lover, an orange tabby cat, faces away from the camera, with his back and tail visible. He is licking his paw. His tail curls to the left towards Fish.

no matter what, we got eachother's backs

a little black scottie dog pup climbs toward the camera from atop an orange velour chair. natural light beams in from the right, highlighting his dark fur to almost look like shades of blue. he has a tiny gold medallion on his collar that is stamped with his name: Roo.

This is Roo. He is the quaintest little guy to ever live. 12/10 would be delighted to pet

Fun facts with Bernoulli today are a bit PG-13.

a scrunkly senior cat curled up on his human’s chest. his tail is wrapped up towards his face. one of his eyes is smushed up against his human and mostly closed, the other is wide open. he looks like a little baby being cradled by his mom

when you’re just a cute baby boy who wants to sit on mom

< Messages Bernoulli Bernoulli what are you wearing i made an invention! It looks like a basket on your back yes it is a back-basket, the basket you have on your back Why would you want a basket on your back For snacks Snacks? yes if you are feeling snacky you get a treat from your backy Ginger is in there isn't she i get a smack if she doesn't ride on my back and she pays me in snacks Bernoulli this is wack

< Messages Ginger I see the humans have come to their senses How so? They have laid carpet around the house to honor where I might walk No, pretty sure that is for me to help with my slipping You slip? Just use your claws We all don't have knives for paws Isn't the golden wolf your R&D department? Didn't you launch an Eternal Winter machine? So? Get her on building you some Wolverine claws That's doable Just send the patent check to my cat tree Ginger!

< Messages Mommyfav Hey what's this What This vet appointment for Bernoulli Oh. I don't know if you want to know about that OMG you aren't are you Bunsen, it's not what it looks like You can't do it to him! | won't let you. Bunsen you can't stop us. Oh yes I can. You don't have the balls to stop us. I sure do... HEY

< Messages Beaks OK OLD MAN WE HAVE THIS NEW SYSTEM Beaker I'm perfectly fine and not in any pain YOU SOMETIMES HOBBLE AROUND LIKE DADGUYS DADGUY Ok what's the system YOU LAY DOWN ON THE TILE AND WE USE SOAP TO MOVE YOU How does soap move you BERNOULLI WILL PULL YOU AROUND HE GOT GIANT AND HELLA STRONG ALL OF A SUDDEN You're going to slip and slide me around the house WELL YOU ALREADY ARE DOING THE SLIPPING PART THE SLIDING PART WILL JUST BE FUN FOR US

During the week a dog named Bunsen texts his family.

Those texts are saved.

Today they are shared.

This is Texts From Bunsen!