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Craig Coben

@thekrazykobra.bsky.social

Retired investment banker. Fulham FC fan. 2 Legit 2 Quit. “Allergic to the counterfeit, impartial to the politics” https://www.ft.com/craig-coben https://www.globalcapital.com/author/craig-coben

1,238 Followers  |  185 Following  |  116 Posts  |  Joined: 25.10.2023  |  1.6723

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Figma’s IPO soared 250% — cue outrage. $3bn left on the table? A rigged game? Not so fast. In @alphaville.ft.com, I argue that the “broken” IPO process may just be the least-worst option. $FIG

Free to read: www.ft.com/content/9fa9...

04.08.2025 06:16 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
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Interviewed in Die Welt newspaper about financial markets, investment banking, and leadership. When I was asked who was my role model leader in Europe, I was unequivocal: Marco Silva, the Portuguese manager of Fulham FC www.welt.de/wirtschaft/p...

01.08.2025 18:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Why giving up finance to go back to school can fail Trading the conference room for seminars may be tempting but won’t provide a second youth in retirement

Why giving up finance to go back to school can fail https://on.ft.com/4fj0Hjm | opinion

28.07.2025 03:10 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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Many late-career pros return to university to seek intellectual nirvana and campus highs, only to find the transition much harder than expected. My “After the Bell” column in @financialtimes.com : www.ft.com/content/3762...

28.07.2025 07:24 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 2
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Strategy stretches for more cash Michael Saylor is building a pharaonic edifice of financial engineering. Does his latest fundraise give a clue to the endgame?

Strategy shows capital stack as a literal pyramid in investor slides for new “Stretch” preferred stock issue.

Freudian slip or taunt at critics?

Stock down 10% from November peak despite BTC up 25% and MSTR owning another 210k BTC.

My thoughts @alphaville.ft.com
www.ft.com/content/b4ce...

24.07.2025 16:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Opinion: Markets have rebounded. But dealmaking revenue hasn’t. If the gap doesn’t close soon, investment banking risks becoming less of an industry crown jewel and more of a sideshow. https://on.ft.com/45bGhFm

18.07.2025 16:30 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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Is investment banking still a jewel in Wall Street’s crown? The once-glamorous business may be losing strategic relevance

Is investment banking still a jewel in Wall Street’s crown? https://on.ft.com/44UQCnI | opinion

18.07.2025 13:02 — 👍 13    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0
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Is investment banking still a jewel in Wall Street’s crown? The once-glamorous business may be losing strategic relevance

Wall Street avoided a Q2 bloodbath, but dealmaking remains strangely sluggish. Is investment banking losing its strategic relevance? My opinion column in this weekend’s @financialtimes.com, available at your local news agent or online

www.ft.com/content/4977...

18.07.2025 16:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Is investment banking still a jewel in Wall Street’s crown? The once-glamorous business may be losing strategic relevance

"The hitherto glamorous business of investment banking may be losing strategic relevance within the modern universal banking model." - line from this column by @thekrazykobra.bsky.social www.ft.com/content/4977...

18.07.2025 13:13 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Michael Saylor’s Strategy just raised $4.2bn via preferred shares — with the fine print allowing it to pay dividends on earlier preferreds. Not a recap, not a refinance. A structure built on momentum and market access. My latest in @alphaville.ft.com (free-to-read): www.ft.com/content/90ea...

10.07.2025 11:10 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 4
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Shein’s Hong Kong IPO filing isn’t just about listing. It’s a pressure tactic on London: accept Beijing-approved Xinjiang risk factors language or lose the deal. My latest for @alphaville.ft.com : www.ft.com/content/bb85...

09.07.2025 09:11 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1
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The boomerang bankers for whom escape becomes exile It is not just pay and perks that are persuading those who walk away from the industry to return

Top column from @thekrazykobra.bsky.social on life after finance and the ‘boomerang banker’ on.ft.com/44BFLjH

30.06.2025 07:43 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 1
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Why do so many retired bankers end up back in the industry? It’s not always about money. My @financialtimes.com column looks at the “boomerang banker” – and what it reveals about banking’s hold on its practitioners www.ft.com/content/b240...

30.06.2025 11:37 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is very good.
But also a reminder: people need hobbies, hobbies are good.
I am a zealot on the need for people to have hobbies.

30.06.2025 08:15 — 👍 41    🔁 5    💬 6    📌 0

Fascinating story of how Italy broke with private banking conventions in its privatization of a major national bank, likely in a bid to maintain informal control.

26.06.2025 13:48 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Italian bank share deal smacks of industrial policy Sale of Monte dei Paschi di Siena shares shows European governments are keen to retain control of key assets

Sometimes a capital markets deal exposes the machinery of political power, writes @thekrazykobra.bsky.social in this column on an share placing in what is considered the oldest bank in the world still in operation www.ft.com/content/0593...

26.06.2025 06:12 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The European Commission is reportedly probing Italy’s €1.1bn sale last November of Monte dei Paschi di Siena shares. It was a successful privatisation but also - as I explain in @financialtimes.com today - an exercise in controlled execution and industrial policy www.ft.com/content/0593...

26.06.2025 06:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Chamath Palihapitiya, the “SPAC King” whose deals burned billions of investor capital, says he wants to launch a new SPAC. His argument boils down to: SPACs > IPOs. But given his track record, should anyone listen? My take at @alphaville.ft.com www.ft.com/content/e859...

23.06.2025 13:07 — 👍 34    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0
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Goldman Sachs’s reported decision to return to the SPAC business shows Wall Street’s reputational risk math is fluid. When fees beckon & oversight fades, banks recalibrate fast. My latest for @alphaville.ft.com : www.ft.com/content/d1ea...

19.06.2025 09:57 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The City of London losing its Shein Please, just stop chasing trophy IPOs

Shein’s IPO pivot from London to Hong Kong isn’t a shock or setback — it’s a reality check.

No single flotation can save the City. My latest for @alphaville.ft.com on why Shein was always a poor fit (and why the hype in the UK was so odd): www.ft.com/content/448a...

02.06.2025 13:10 — 👍 12    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Largest hedge fund IPO raises $2b Marshall Wace LLP raised 1.5 billion euros ($2 billion) in the largest initial public offering (IPO) of a hedge fund, a sign of widening demand for riskier investments that may offer greater returns.

From 2006 m.economictimes.com/markets/ipos...

01.06.2025 11:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

UK govt has finally sold last NatWest shares 17 years after nationalising RBS

In FT Alphaville, I compare US & UK crisis responses — pragmatic, quick-exit "Odyssean" approach vs principled but costly "Achillean" path. One prioritized efficiency, the other moral reckoning. Which worked better?

30.05.2025 18:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Even with AI, junior bankers still need the grind Mastery requires showing up, putting in the effort and sometimes staying late

Even with AI, junior bankers still need the grind - column by @thekrazykobra.bsky.social. “the uncomfortable, ambiguous reality of professional growth is that competence is more often absorbed than taught and rarely develops on a schedule.” www.ft.com/content/e4eb...

15.05.2025 06:15 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
Michael Saylor's $40bn bitcoin bet | FT Film
YouTube video by Financial Times Michael Saylor's $40bn bitcoin bet | FT Film

We made a film!
About Michael Saylor and his amazing magic money machine. Take bitcoin, add mind-boggling amounts of financial engineering and a huge dose of very online crypto hype, and suddenly a lot of people are making a LOT of money

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_Wj...

15.05.2025 09:46 — 👍 55    🔁 13    💬 16    📌 3
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Even with AI, junior bankers still need the grind Mastery requires showing up, putting in the effort and sometimes staying late

Great line by @thekrazykobra.bsky.social:

“Competence s more often absorbed than taught and rarely develops on a schedule.”

I’m nicking that one!

www.ft.com/content/e4eb...

15.05.2025 08:14 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

My column in today’s @financialtimes.com tries to tackle the vexed question whether AI will replace the “apprenticeship” model of investment banking and what it may or may not mean for junior bankers

15.05.2025 06:44 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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Such a good dog. @thekrazykobra.bsky.social on.ft.com/4j2GJcL

14.05.2025 07:38 — 👍 32    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Grateful to appear in stellar @financialtimes.com film on bitcoin binger Strategy (ex-MicroStrategy). One of the wildest capital markets stories — and yes my dog Dara makes a cameo at 1:30 mark.
His 2nd doc credit.

Kudos to presenter @katie0martin.ft.com and producer James Sandy for superb film

14.05.2025 06:47 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 1
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Tell It Like It Is – Craig Coben on what it takes to be an Investment Banker  – St. Gallen Business Review

Offered some career and industry thoughts in this lengthy discussion with the student review at University of St Gallen Business School stgallenbusinessreview.com/tell-it-like...

11.05.2025 18:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow! Mazel tov!

08.05.2025 17:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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