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Elisabeth Bayer

@ejbayer.bsky.social

#alpacaexpert and live performance enthusiast, camera fan, women's sports booster. But mostly #alpacaexpert. Current LA resident. she/her

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Latest posts by ejbayer.bsky.social on Bluesky

as one of the affected millions on ACA, I saw with all sincerity:

fuck you, you utter piece of shit

30.10.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 241    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish jerks like Ben Shapiro understood you will always be Jewish and they will never truly accept you.

30.10.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

15 Republican senators have now joined all 47 members of the Democratic caucus on legislation to extend SNAP benefits during the shutdown.

In all, 62 senators are on this bill.

I say to Majority Leader Thune: Don't let kids go hungry in America. Call a vote on this bill NOW!

30.10.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2337    ๐Ÿ” 638    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

and he's gonna like it

30.10.2025 06:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Art heists are the hot new trend

29.10.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

going to have enough material for a 9-minute disco cut soon

29.10.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know the โ€œI didnโ€™t see itโ€ is performative nonsense but it is enraging that the only thing this jackass is doing is one press conference a day where he says he isnโ€™t aware of major news and he canโ€™t do anything so sad.

29.10.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Blue Jay (rotated), by Helen Frankenthaler, 1963, ๐Ÿ“ธ by @haffeyphoto

29.10.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1272    ๐Ÿ” 187    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
a graphic showing the pantone numbers for the two core colors of the toronto blue jays. they are skydome blue (pantone 293) and Stieb Navy (pantone 282)

a graphic showing the pantone numbers for the two core colors of the toronto blue jays. they are skydome blue (pantone 293) and Stieb Navy (pantone 282)

a hat and canvas tote with the pantone number for Dodger Blue (294 C)

a hat and canvas tote with the pantone number for Dodger Blue (294 C)

I regret to inform everyone that my pedantic brain couldnโ€™t let me live until I knew whether or not dodger blue and blue jays blue are the same blue. They are ONE PANTONE NUMBER APART.

29.10.2025 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4162    ๐Ÿ” 913    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 111    ๐Ÿ“Œ 110

ohhhhhh fuck yeah

29.10.2025 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅธ

28.10.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™re not out of resources though the White House is just filled with jerks who donโ€™t care about Americans, just โ€œthe sound of constructionโ€ and propping up fellow facist dictators

28.10.2025 15:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I said this as we went into the 10th but now Iโ€™m wondering if I was right and Iโ€™m wondering whoโ€™s marrying who.

28.10.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 155    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WP Kinsella, the guy who wrote the book they adapted 'Field Of Dreams' from, also wrote 'The Iowa Baseball Confederacy' which concerned a game that lasted more than 2,000 innings

came to mind for no reason

28.10.2025 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Person dressed like Michael Myers on a suburban street

Person dressed like Michael Myers on a suburban street

Happy Halloween from the Halloween house (from photowalk with a #papershoot camera)

28.10.2025 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This has to be one of the greatest gags in schism history

28.10.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 661    ๐Ÿ” 90    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

13 but I lived near/in 4 of them and have a strange affection for trains and road trips.

Itโ€™s weird that Iโ€™ve never been to Vegas though.

26.10.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT FIT TO RULE THEMSELVES

26.10.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

So heโ€™s a soybean โ€œfarmerโ€ and has advance knowledge of the deal and will profit from it?

26.10.2025 17:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beautiful

26.10.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmaooo quickly hiding the bloody knife sitting on your kitchen table by throwing it into the garbage disposal when the cops show up asking about a stabbing

24.10.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 307    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
JEWS FOR RACIAL & ECONOMIC JUSTICE
Jews For Racial & Economic
Justice condemns the flood of racist and Islamophobic attacks this week against Zohran Mamdani by failed governor
Andrew Cuomo, as well as Mayor Adams, Curtis Sliwa, and their supporters. We call on our City and State political leaders and organizations to condemn and forcefully reject these smears.

JEWS FOR RACIAL & ECONOMIC JUSTICE Jews For Racial & Economic Justice condemns the flood of racist and Islamophobic attacks this week against Zohran Mamdani by failed governor Andrew Cuomo, as well as Mayor Adams, Curtis Sliwa, and their supporters. We call on our City and State political leaders and organizations to condemn and forcefully reject these smears.

Please read the following statement by Executive Director Audrey Sasson, condemning the flood of racist and Islamophobic attacks this week against @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social.

We call on our City and State political leaders and organizations to condemn and forcefully reject these smears. (1/5)

24.10.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 278    ๐Ÿ” 89    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

De-Americanizing global trade will be Donald Trump's biggest legacy, and our children's children will still be paying the price long after we're all dead

24.10.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 500    ๐Ÿ” 112    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
hart theater, convention street, baton rouge, louisiana, 1979

hart theater, convention street, baton rouge, louisiana, 1979

hart theater, convention street, baton rouge, louisiana, 1979

23.10.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน

20.10.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 252    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Is this like a Benoit Blanc situation

20.10.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 644    ๐Ÿ” 94    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Soccer stadium view of the pitch during a game

Soccer stadium view of the pitch during a game

Except for the impending sunstroke, there are excellent seats

19.10.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was โ€œfinally, some good old fashioned normal crimeโ€

19.10.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11772    ๐Ÿ” 3082    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 75
Mascot of a flamingo wearing sunglasses in front of a pink and black balloon arch. Theyโ€™re at a football stadium, visible in background.

Mascot of a flamingo wearing sunglasses in front of a pink and black balloon arch. Theyโ€™re at a football stadium, visible in background.

Letโ€™s go Angel City!!!!! #acfc #nwsl

19.10.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Jewel Heist at the Musรฉe du Louvre "A blog about art crimes, illicit trafficking, forgery, art theft and cultural heritage protection."

Today's theft from the Louvre (
art-crime.blogspot.com/2025/10/jewe...) is making me think about my favorite series of museum heists. Buckle up for a ๐Ÿงต on priceless porcelains, the Dead Zoo Gang, a Pekinese named Looty, and the unsolved mystery of who's stealing Chinese art from European museums.

19.10.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 499    ๐Ÿ” 204    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

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