Mz

Morning wood

I'm such a faggot for little kisses

[girl who’s gotten a lil too cnc brained] yeah so this new kink ive been getting really into is where the girl likes me and i like her and we both enjoy having sex with each other because we wanted it to happen. yeah not sure what that’s called but it’s so hot right? kinda fucked tho. i’m a sicko.

0: Girl in a dog muzzle. 1: Girl in a gas mask that is shaped like a muzzle. 2: The mask is filled with a sedative gas and is only removed when piloting. She becomes feral in the rush of sensation. 3: The mask is filled with a aphrodisiac stimulant and worn while piloting. Again, feral in this state. 4: Same gas as Level 3 but is also the atmosphere in the cockpit and the mask is for outside the mech. The gas is addictive. 5: The handler provides her with small tanks of the gas as a short leash, to keep her in line for fear of withdrawal. 6: Withdrawal from the gas is fatal and rations of it are given based on mission performance. ERROR: The gas turns a pilot into a clocky puppygirl with (lipstick emoji used to imply canine penis). Original gender of pilot is irrelevant

I present my thesis on

THE LEVELS OF MECHSPLOITATION

as explained with a puppygirl coded pilot.

we just launched our new beautiful dog creature and you won’t be able to escape her jaws

A doodle of the flea from the hit game Silksong going AWOO!

Theres dogs in Silksong??!

Is she actually intimidating? Or have you just reduced her down to her sexual availability and you're calling her confidence and ability to set boundaries intimidating?

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

fucking in public bathrooms>>>>>>>>>

The CDC recommends sucking toes

A well plated serving of chicken tenders with captions reading reskeet if you love chicken tenders or being dominated by women

I'm thinking about it on day 1 of the new year, so I'm gonna track my stats across my two favorite hobbies (Magic: The Gathering and Sex With Queers) and see which one I'm more proficient in come next January.

In 2025, I hope to have more gay sex

Husband: [Showing off a room full of stuffies and cute toys] Tadaa!!!
Wife: What is this?
Husband: Isn't this what you asked for
Wife: ...
Wife: When I said I needed a little space, this isn't what I had in mind

this is also my argument for just blocking the chuds on sight over here. I don’t care to see what laura loomer is posting the same way I don’t go out my way to eat dog shit. do it enough and you might start to like the taste

It's cool how MDMA assisted therapy was massively helpful for me, and I was only able to do it once because it was several thousand dollars.
Just like, yup this works but insurance won't cover it so all you get is the one!

in the name of the faggot, the dyke, and the divine transsexual. amen

I'm such a faggot for little kisses

Trained my phones voice recognition when I was still doing & caring about voice training and now it only works half the time

I'm a lesbian so anything that makes me whimper like a little bitch is a woman, faggot

the feminine urge to pin a brat up against the wall, growl in her ear, choke her a little bit, act like im about to kiss her, and then walk away in revulsion

I smoked weed everyday from 18-35 and now I do it twice a week. And cutting back definitely helped my depression

I haven't been threatened by a girl with a knife in so long, and I think it would help me be happy

you people cant even begin to appreciate how laid "rambling indiscriminately about the bronze age collapse" can get you

Girl pits are nice, but having your own pits appreciated by a girl who keeps trembling with excitement at the smell? Top tier

her owner, not getting it, tearing her hair out when she randomly stops beeping after an hour of failed debugging for no apparent reason

robot girl who starts beeping for no reason because she likes when her owner runs diagnostics on her