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Sean Haspel

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New Orleans expat in The Valley. Hook Em. πŸŽ™οΈ: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/black-gold-b-s/id1644558576

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Padme meme: To the Saints right??

10.08.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who famously thinks working out and exercise is *bad* for you! How does he signal strength to *anyone*?

10.08.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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every day I find an edit that I swear is the best edit and the next day I find a better one

08.08.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 272    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 23

β€œGuillbeau makes the block, Barron houses the pick, defense gets the stop, Texas wins the SEC in year 1, gets the 2 seed in the Playoff and the bye, Cam Williams stays healthy, Texas beats Notre Dame and Penn State to get to the natty”, I say to myself as I descend into madness

07.08.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œTurn around Jaylon and block the tight end!!”

07.08.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

More like Err Lingus

07.08.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally posting this from my Highlander and this is wild lol

07.08.2025 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
07.08.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just want to thank you for posting here, Nick. This will be my first football season off of Twitter since like 2012 and I’m a littler nervous about my content consumption lol

06.08.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thought this was Johnny Depp

06.08.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks John

05.08.2025 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stat-padding his way to a β€œhall of fame” career?

05.08.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this ALT: a man in a dark room with the words he can 't keep getting away with this
05.08.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More like Denzel Perry Mason

05.08.2025 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It makes more sense if you read the movie title like a threatening, first-person meta commentary:
β€œNow! You See Me!”

04.08.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sean Payton’s inability to build a competent defense for most of Drew’s prime is the opposite of my Roman Empire

04.08.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Steve, unrelated, but what’s your read on why the Mercury are slumping right now?

02.08.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to gas it up smh

01.08.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The sister of the wife no one has ever seen is literally named β€œM.I.A.”? Come the fuck on lmao.

01.08.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean mascots don’t talk so technically aren’t they always doing moments of silence?

01.08.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

That’s some deep cut Trump trivia there. The good shit.

31.07.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s too many Tyler’s

29.07.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Source?

29.07.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ian Raposhort

29.07.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like not be hurt?

28.07.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had to give this skeet its 89th β€œlike”

28.07.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

EDM? More like EGM (the G stands for glizzy)

26.07.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whoops! Back to sports!

26.07.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure would be interesting to compare the rates of sex crimes by conservative clergy vs. the alleged wave of violent crimes by immigrants we’re bombarded with

26.07.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t believe the Klutch Lakers would do this

25.07.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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