Ashley Casperite

A 10 for $10 wings sign on the back of a bathroom door at Dave & Buster’s featuring wings and a beer.

The fine print begins: “Change legal to:”

I think Dave & Buster’s has laid off too many people at corporate if this made it all the way to print.

Direct shop sale 15% off

Sorry to sound so dramatic. All artists are hurting now, including this one. Please share even if you can’t support. #puppets #puppetbuilding #smallbusiness #sale #artist

I’ve never seen more amazing coloring on a betta omg

This happens every time she releases something that doesn’t sound exactly the same as something else 😂

There’s a song on #tloas called “The Fate of Ophelia” and still, honestly, the one Shakespeare would like the most is the one full of 🪵 jokes

The number of times I’ve thought about Andrea Swift’s sensibilities tonight 😂

#thelifeofashowgirl

A tumbling block tower with Pizza John faces on the short side of the block, and PIZZA in all-caps on the long side.

Pizza John would make a great gap filler tattoo.

This occurred to me while he was staring at me from the side of a tumbling tower.

Surely someone needs a gap filler this #pizzamas 🍕

Those theatre boys really know how to give elbow — just look at him 💪🏻

Genuinely obsessed with the color grading on #UnknownNumber

The mitochondria is the espresso bean of the cell.

*You bean me to it.

Looks like Sam has Game Changer butterfly wings

Hi! I added you 👋🏻

Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen

This… is a new feature? 🤨

And some of us even remember the dick jokes burner account.

I have bad news for John “Formerly Had Brown Hair” Green

The second photo’s expression is more Gianmarco than Gianmarco — it’s sus

There’s no ammunition if ✨ everything ✨ is out there

Because nothing else in the history of ever has encouraged him 🙃

It’s all about when your pet sighs and puts their head down on you.

elsa from frozen is dancing in the dark and saying `` let it go , let it go '' . Alt: elsa from frozen is dancing and singing `` let it go , let it go ''

When you catch a typo immediately after submitting the most recent draft of your screenplay for the next round of judging…

But you remind yourself it made it this far with worse typos you just fixed with this submission, so

a cheerleader is yawning while sitting in a car and saying `` i 'm tired '' . ALT: a cheerleader is yawning while sitting in a car and saying `` i 'm tired '' .

When Taylor Swift says “give me 16 months” and you check the calendar and realize that’s December 2026

Then I’d like to hire the intimacy coordinator.

🎶 I have one DAUGHTER 🎶

The infamous “I’d like to call my dad to tell I’m I’m going to win the million” Phone-a-Friend

Me: “Sam Reich is gonna pull one of these and Jake doesn’t know his dad is IN THE STUDIO oh my god”

The only reason I still have a filter is because I need to stay employed.

I doubt that many people even clocked it before a trained professional. New Yorkers mind their business and are used to people carrying so many weird-shapes objects.

“I’m new in town and just wondering if anyone likes guys like me 🙂‍↔️🥺”