IllCaesar

A typewritten note that reads "goodnight Bluesky. There is nothing in your closet. You don't need to go check. It's fine. Just go to bed" The words "your closet. You need to go check. Just go" are given a glowing effect

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rest in power miss major. this is what it means to constantly be negotiating your existence!

since we're letting podcasters run the FBI now, I'd like to make it known to any future presidents that if you appoint me i will pronounce the "human" in "human trafficking" like Quark from DS9.

there will be no other substantial changes

thank you for your attention to this matter

CONGRATS, FALCONS

Ooooh you're in for a great one

Lmao I made this comic two weeks ago

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I MUST SAVE THEM

NEW NEIGHBORHOOD KITTENS JUST DROPPED

book bindings on both sides. people keep prying them open from the right side and snooping around. mind your own business

Rubin once retweeted someone calling for Palestinian children to be fed to sharks and has described herself as an "Andrew Cuomo Democrat."

things bullets say

if you look at social media and dont immediately feel better what you should do is keep going back to it every five minutes or so. eventually you will find the Post that makes your life better

If you live in Everett, Mass. and have any information about the 13-year-old boy abducted by ICE, please message me on Signal at marisakabas.04

Over a quarter of the United States reads below a 4th grade level and another quarter reads at a 5th/6th grade level.

Punish the villains

is this how CBS is gonna work now? using bari weiss's personal blog to launder poorly sourced and lightly edited stories (complete with a misspelling of mamdani's name in the headline) that would never pass muster if reported directly by a real news source?

“Win every election” is not a viable strategy for preventing authoritarianism

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (1983)

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How Genocide Happened

Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.

Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social • 47m going viral here is worse than it used to be on twitter because half of the replies will just be pure pedantry ••• [username redacted] Would you prefer the white nationalism replies?

Matt Stoller & @matthewstoller • 2h UPS had seven months of warning about the de minimis change, but is still taking packages w/o getting required customs info & is making tariff charge errors. Nice use of passive voice though! derek guy @dieworkwear • 2h i apologize using a passive voice. i was not born in london to a wealthy bank executive, sent to an exclusive private prep school in new hampshire, and then studied at harvard before larping as a champion of the people. you have to work with my low upbringing.

no quarter given lmao

No Kings Means No Paychecks.

Literally saying if you don't pay fealty, you don't get YOUR OWN TAX MONEY BACK. You really couldn't write a bigger advertisement for this thing.

I swear if the elected Dems fold before this.

Why am I catching strays as a Fire Emblem fan in an article about American politics

anyone in DC collecting these? happy to make a bunch and use up some spare filament if so

JK Rowling says "ha ha.. h-heh. I won! I won!" She sits alone in the dark, bathed in the late of her computer screen. We pull back to see her in a large dark empty room. She continues "I won." Seeing the full scope of her cavernous workplace, she appears small and alone. She says, once again, "I won..."

This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.

Mother sauce 101.