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Except for the bits about Musk and the Trump pissoir (which I would also fully support) I legitimately think Sparky's platform is the bare minimum necessary for any Dem candidate. Anything less fails the historical moment.

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oh hey whether you are dealing with snow or laying on the beach, there's a new cartoon for you

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How Nazgul the wolfdog made his run for Winter Olympic glory in Italy Nazgul isn't talking, but his owners come clean about how he got loose, got famous, and how they feel now

NPR continues to bring you all the news you can use about Nazgul.

I am never going to get over the fact thar so many Americans died that corpses stacked up in nursing homes and hospital morgues, that refrigerator trucks had to be brought in for the overflow, and that the big takeaway from Important Pundits is there should have been *less* mitigation.

this has an ode to USA-Canada women's hockey, The Greatest Rivalry In Sports.

what other rivalry has:
—the best two teams in the sport
—seriously, always the best two teams
—always more or less exactly as good as each other
—also players from the two teams keep falling in love and getting married

Charges against Former Prince Andrew must be dropped if it’s determined that raping teenagers was an official act.

by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett)

There's a reason that there are some magic words a lawyer can use to tell the judge "My client insists on being a dumbass right now, please don't hold it against me"

You can't overtly throw your client under the bus, but there's ~ways~ to handle these situations

Haaaate it when the law works such that you end up defending (or at least not villainizing) absolute monsters

Former criminal law atty here: nah, afraid that generalization isn't necessarily true.

There's a reason "don't talk to cops" is the perennial advice

Decorum in the face of criminality, corruption and cruelty is just a soft, cowardly way of acquiescing to it -- even agreeing with it. Disruption against corruption is crucial.

You’re pushed on by numbers and punitive measures: pain, rejection, and unpaid bills. You can either play or you can crawl under a boat and waste away -- turn into salt or a flock of seagulls. Your enemies would love that. Or you can fight. The only way to load the dice is to keep on fighting.

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Screenshot of a CNN segment shared by Acyn. A split-screen shows commentator Lydia Moynihan on the left and Kevin O’Leary on the right during a heated exchange. The chyron reads, “Obama: Dems need to avoid scolding and ‘virtue-signaling.’” The post quotes O’Leary referencing China and concentration camps, and McGowan responding about West Virginia.

I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

Jennifer @JenYetAgain@beige.party in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US. Feb 9, 2026 at 4:35:18PM Boosted by 968: Favourited by 1324:

mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again

WELP

Thanks for sharing that.

I can't hear the words "alcohol" or "potato" without them being in Measurehead's voice anymore.

And they say videogames aren't life-changing.

Sure, he hasn't. But I guess I'm seeing this as further confirmation that there's no functional institutions left

Can someone help me out with a gift link? I cancelled my subscription a while ago and can't hear the voice samples through an archive link

They didn't find a single scapetern? Insane, usually they'd at least pay lip service to How These Things Go.

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be

kid-in-the-brown-hoodie is a whole-ass ideology

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia died on February 13, 2016, at age 79, while on a hunting trip at the Cibolo Creek Ranch in West Texas.

Happy anniversary everybody

Crazy that Costco’s we value our customers message is so much more effective than everyone else telling us to fuck off

Some ratfucker edgelord calling himself Danny Spud The one who got his shit rocked and posted it for clout(??)

LZHS, Lake Zurich HS. In illinois.

Pretty sure this is the ratfucker who got what he deserved. Per a repost from another hatemonger, this is the school.

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in which i discuss the reuben, a glorious sandwich and the pride of omaha

and the patriarch reuben, disowned by his father for being a slut

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"that's a hell of an act, what do you call it?"

"The Democrats!"

HOLD UP is that the intended context for that incredibly memeable line?? Gotdamn

As is often the case, the question "Oh, what do you mean by that?" is devastatingly effective against racists who usually pass in everyday society

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.