I got rid of my acne and gained chin whiskers. Somewhere, the universe is having a goddamned good guffaw.
18.11.2025 16:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@m0nkeyh0use.bsky.social
Gamer (TTRPG, Board, Video), nerd, too many projects on the backburner (hello, ADHD), cat mom, person mom, and someone who's a little salty about what's going on in the US right now. She/Her Also on Mastodon. Same username, twit.social server. Not on X.
I got rid of my acne and gained chin whiskers. Somewhere, the universe is having a goddamned good guffaw.
18.11.2025 16:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#MusicMonday
Don't let the bastards get you down. Just be you, cuz you're the only one who can be.
I felt so lied to when I found out that Buddy Cianci did not, in fact, name his daughter "Nancy Ann."
06.11.2025 16:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There will be no Autumnal Erasure here.
This Erasure however, is encouraged.
PSA: My Christmas Season officially starts at 12pm EST Thanksgiving Day, when Santa Claus crosses Herald Square during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. This is non-negotiable in my little world.
(Non-US-folks, feel free to apply this rule to your own little worlds if you like.)
Just like Easy Pete to still be hanging on to that dynamite...
03.11.2025 13:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone who isn't aware of the unhinged lunacy that is Merv the Cat is missing out.
03.11.2025 13:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Palate cleanse. Some humans are terrible, but more of us are great.
03.11.2025 09:56 β π 1512 π 310 π¬ 16 π 52#MusicMonday
Tempted to post Mariah Carey just to mess with everyone, but no... I'll be nice.
Sometimes you gotta just breathe...
Instructions unclear. Interdimensional portal now spewing out candy.
Unfortunately, it's all Tootsie Rolls.
Not that the NPS employees want that, but whoever's doing the directing here...
28.10.2025 14:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Am I cynical if I say it's bait? That they're baiting people to take it down again so they can point to that as an act of "rebellion" as a means to an end?
28.10.2025 14:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Perhaps the pickled peppers were already parceled into pecks, which Peter then picked for his own partaking?
21.10.2025 17:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nope - I had the same thought and now have their "Top of the World" cover running through my head.
16.10.2025 13:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Three panel cartoon by Wawa wiwa comics An octopus, a shark and a jellyfish are talking to each other Octopus: I once saw a human and peed myself Shark: a human saw and peed himself Jellyfish: a human touched me once and his friend peed on him Octopus: dudeβ¦ Shark: what?
15.10.2025 05:50 β π 2147 π 632 π¬ 13 π 25A message from the frog resistance
youtu.be/bw5zxdSObso
If you see this, quote with your favorite PokΓ©mon. (Wrong answers only)
14.10.2025 12:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just going to toot the horn of a YouTube channel I've fallen in love with. The subscriber list has grown nicely since I started watching, but I think they deserve more. π
14.10.2025 12:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ROFL Copter GIF - Ancient ASCII art
13.10.2025 15:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@altcdc.altgov.info @altcdc2.bsky.social @altdhs.altgov.info @altfda.altgov.info @ash.hematology.org Just flew to DC to talk to Congressional staff in person because nobody's taking action. I can't believe we're having to win battles already won.
12.10.2025 11:19 β π 20 π 12 π¬ 0 π 1#MusicMonday
Dunno why I'm feeling like this lately... π€
There's a list someone (or a group of someones) pulled together on Google Maps with local game stores, in case anyone doesn't know if there are any local to them: maps.app.goo.gl/kt72HtpyPdbT...
13.10.2025 14:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Amplify Rep Lieu's OG post. Here is a dem doing the exact messaging we ask for showing visually how fucked up this is.
30.09.2025 20:38 β π 201 π 78 π¬ 0 π 1(a person in an inflatable unicorn costume to be clear)
portland update: this just crossed the street in front of me holding a bright yellow sign that said WELCOME TO HELL
30.09.2025 15:55 β π 2713 π 601 π¬ 46 π 79π
I hate this timeline.
Clip from the (old) South Park movie: a bunch of the kids sit in a room (Wendy in the front, Cartman in the back). Character next to Cartman: "We were to understand there'd be pie and punch." (They were misled by the promise of pie and punch)
01.10.2025 13:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have this book, and it's been sitting on my shelf. Time to take it down and actually read the damn thing!
01.10.2025 13:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My latest in my fight against the Washington Post.
Iβve filed a grievance against the Post through the WaPo Guildβ and have sent a letter to Washington Post challenging my firing.
Proud to have @normeisen.bsky.social + @katiephang.bsky.social in my corner.
karenattiah.substack.com/p/the-washin...
At the ripe old age of 54, I appalled myself by *saying* "lol" out loud in conversation with my daughter. I pointed it out and she just said, "Good."
Lol.