Ernestopheles Emagni

Spongebob in a crowd, frustrated, eyes bulging, and screaming "he's not a good president. Are you blind? Do you need a diagram to see that good presidents dying do this shit?"

FDT

I don't feel any sympathy for people contributing to the war machine being turned into cosmic dust. That plant exploding saved countless lives in exchange for the lives of those who previously excelled at taking them. No sympathy for murderers, no matter how far removed they are from the scene.

Unless Hollywood adopts a "No AI" seal of quality with a money back guarantee, I think I'm going to stick with only media made before 2019.

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on, and that includes (insert politician). And don't you forget that, because the longer you remember it, the longer you might live.

I got through half of one page, I can't stop laughing at this shit too read further, I'll try again later

As a fan of psychedelics, your comics scratch that itch without the stomach upset.

Here, our employees are like family; we have several we haven't seen or talked to in over ten years and a lot of racists.

Making a rhythmic pattern with almost anything and cranking the Reverb up to 127 is excellent for making pads with the Volca Sample. I have the same hihat pattern on two channels, one is slightly pitched on the initial attack. Sample isn't perfectly timed so you will get weird shit doubling channels

I got my third #volcasample and this is what I did with it a few minutes after pulling it from the box. #volca #sample

That logic makes no sense, considering the best of the best are supposed to have his position. "If I'm the best and can do it, then so can you."

Logically, this means he is, in fact, not the best and not suited for his job.

Tyler Robinson is a patsy, mark my words

I'm gonna be vague, but you know what I'm talking about.

I'm glad it happened. I don't care that a bunch of people saw it. It needed to happen. It doesn't matter who did it. All that matters is that it was done. A scourge that demanded action to be defeated.

Laundry? Maybe. Don't ban me. #FCK

#meatcanyon

Let's all take a moment to thank Charlie Kirk for helping the nation finally heal from 9/11, as the flags were at half-mast not for the thousands dead 24 years ago, but for *checks notes* a weird debate bro. We can finally move on from 9/11, but now we have to hear "9/10 Never Forget" in perpetuity.

Motherfucker had it coming. At least his sacrifice helped save the second amendment

Good riddance tinyface

Eventually someone will do what needs to be done, and that someone is a double quarter pounder with cheese, large fry, and a diet coke

I'm going to the sex shop today to buy a back massager, because all of the back massagers at Walmart look like sex toys

There's only one reason Trump would revoke Secret Service protection for #kamalaharris and it isn't good

Was cocaine not good for dental anesthesia because the patients wouldn't shut the fuck up about Miles Davis?

Was cocaine not good for dental anesthesia because the patients wouldn't shut the fuck up about Miles Davis?

I unabashedly love Sausage Party (2016). Nick Kroll as the douche is making my entire day better.

Police officers should be exempt from being able to file for bankruptcy from the moment they leave the academy until death, even if they change careers. One day as a cop, you forfeit the ability forever. Additionally, lawsuits against police should be paid out of the pocket of the offending officer.

I'm sick of pretending that Froot Loops and Fruity Pebbles are anything but lemon flavored

Just wanna show off my #pedicure that gel stuff is shiny af. I had my #feet professionally done. I've been painting the lanulae onto my nails for years now, the technician said it's kind of rare to do, I guess? Idk I love how that looks. Working on carving the calluses on my big #toes down. #manfeet

I will debate 20 dumb fascists anytime, just pay me 7 million dollars and give me a vuvuzela

ChatGPT is not your friend! real relationships challenge you toward personal growth, as with Mavis Beacon, a beautiful lady professional who taught me to type really fast.

I think of these lyrics at least once weekly

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You can't change the world

But you can change the facts

And when you change the facts

You change points of view

If you change points of view

You may change a vote

And when you change a vote

You may change the world

-Depeche Mode "New Dress"