Fenchurch Cydonie Mausers, Esq. 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

The most accurate way to judge someone’s entire worth as a human being is by which YouTube chefs they trust and which YouTube chefs they shun

Trust: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt, Adam Liaw, Chef John, Maangchi, Lucas Sin, Beryl Shereshewsky, Samin Nosrat, Claire Saffitz, American's Test Kitchen, Marion Grasby, Just One Cookbook.

Shun: Anything bigoted, weight-loss centered, mean-spirited, or hosted by someone who can't stop smirking.

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

A dubious-looking woman in a tan trenchcoat with a very handsome tawny, black, and white owl on her arm. The woman has pale, wind-reddened skin. The owl has very orange eyes.

Happy Superb Owl Sunday! Here I am with Zeus, a truly Superb Eurasian Eagle Owl.

1775. An editor comes into work on Christmas eve to find a manuscript on his desk. The title: A HISTORY OF PYRATES by Charles Johnson. (We have no budget so we’ll say the editor is played by Michael Stuhlbarg).

Unbelievable. You can kill a man for being homeless and suffer no consequences for it.

Ed and Stede drawn in the style of calvin and hobbes. Ed is on his tree house which has an etched slat saying 'Jeff's Tree 🏠'. He is holding onto the rope ladder and sticking his tongue out for stede who is screaming underneath the tree shouting expletives. The tree has E+S carved in a heart on its trunk.

an old one i never posted ❤️ #ofmd #ofmdfanart #calvinandhobbes

One of the best pieces of advice to hear for basically everything is: the time will pass anyway.

Whether it is transitioning, or a health goal, learning how to play music or make art or speak a language or whatever.

No matter how long that'd take to do: that time will pass anyway

Your favorite pirate captain's favorite pirate captain 🏴‍☠️

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me when someone asks me why i'm in a wheelchair if i can stand up and walk a few steps

From right to left. Samba schutte talking into a mic with the caption my mouth telling an embarrassing anecdote. Beside him Rhys Darby has his head in his hand with the caption my autism. Beside Rhys is Vico Ortiz with a giant grin on their face and the caption my adhd

Reposting my most viral meme ever. So relevant in so many situations. #ofmd #autism #adhd #neurodivergent

This is the most viral ofmd thing I've ever made, I think it's up to 13k notes on twitter. Still makes me laugh, at least.

same person, different font

winter strings #pixelart

Slay the Princess is an absolute masterpiece, and it's well worth your time, especially now that the Pristine Cut is out! It has some of the most beautiful art and animation I've seen in a game, is expertly written, and the love story at its core genuinely made me cry. Please give it a chance 💖

This is 100% true, there is literally no benefit to society in the existence of billionaires, and billionaire prevention is extremely easy with the political will to do it. Absolutely nobody, not even the horrible monsters, would suffer. Billionaires are nothing but a symptom of social collapse.

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

here's the updated WIP as well :'-) #pixelart

if u want to see absolute speed with you own eyes...

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